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re: Scottie Pippen arrested on felony assault charges

Posted on 6/24/13 at 5:24 pm to
Posted by TT9
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Posted on 6/24/13 at 5:24 pm to
Posted by Hazelnut
Member since May 2011
16433 posts
Posted on 6/24/13 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

kicking the frick out of some dude.

When I saw this in the quote, I automatically knew it was from deadspin
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13544 posts
Posted on 6/24/13 at 5:47 pm to
frickin awesome comment:

quote:

Man: "Hey, it's Scottie Pippen! I should politely ask him for an autograph after dessert."

Man: [eats restaurant's specialty, a frozen banana]

Man: [decides to order another because it was so good]

Man: [orders] Man: "Might as well go ask him while I'm waiting."

Man: [walks over to Scottie Pippen]

Man: "Excuse me, Mr. Pippen. Could I trouble you for an autograph? I was always a big fan of yours."

Pippen: "No- [starts to say "problem", but is cut off]

Waiter: "I'm sorry, sir. The kitchen says we're out of that dessert.

Man: "Ah, who needs a second banana, anyway?"

Pippen: [beats shite out of Man] Today 4:41pm
Posted by Bags of Milk
The Sunny Beaches of Canada
Member since Feb 2013
3322 posts
Posted on 6/24/13 at 6:13 pm to
No Tippin' Pippen gets in a Lickin'
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54877 posts
Posted on 6/24/13 at 7:40 pm to
Pippen should use the wasabi defense.
Posted by Interception
Member since Nov 2008
11089 posts
Posted on 6/24/13 at 9:06 pm to
I can't put into words how big Pippens' nose is in person. Tucan Sam

ETA: A fricking beak
This post was edited on 6/24/13 at 9:07 pm
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
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54877 posts
Posted on 6/24/13 at 9:12 pm to
He looks like an alien.
Posted by Dylan
Bayou Barbary
Member since May 2009
3408 posts
Posted on 6/24/13 at 9:13 pm to
Lets see if he gets the JJ hate. He will still be defended and more liked than Lebron James is what I don't understand. Really though, who messes with a former professional athlete who is probably around 6'8 260.
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38015 posts
Posted on 6/24/13 at 9:22 pm to
quote:

You mess with the Bull and you get the horns.


Posted by FoulBalls
MA
Member since Feb 2009
960 posts
Posted on 6/24/13 at 9:44 pm to
quote:

Bosh would have beat the dude too, just on the dick.


Beat his dick off?

21 Jump St., first thing that came to mind.
Posted by SpartyGator
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 6/24/13 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

GOATTPOS


Posted by Weaver
Madisonville, LA
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 6/24/13 at 10:09 pm to
Hot arse wife. Pippen hanging round rodman too long.
Posted by 20MuleTeam
West Hartford
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Posted on 6/25/13 at 12:19 am to
Was it his boyfriend?
Posted by Weebie
NOLA
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 6/25/13 at 3:08 am to
It was probably the waiter that waited on him. Scottie is a notorious cheap skate and is known worldwide in the service industry as "No Tippin' Pippen".
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 6/25/13 at 7:01 am to
quote:

Message Posted by 20MuleTeam Was it his boyfriend?


nah i think Scottie likes lots of soy sauce
Posted by boXerrumble
Member since Sep 2011
52279 posts
Posted on 6/25/13 at 12:35 pm to
Update to this thread:

quote:

The former Chicago Bulls standout visited a sheriff’s station voluntarily after he was named as a suspect in a Sunday evening altercation at Nobu, a trendy beachside eatery.

Investigators said a violent argument broke out after an autograph-seeker took photos of Pippen, 47, and his family. The unidentified man was later taken to a hospital with a head injury, investigators said.

But a source said Pippen was the real victim. The fan started the tussle, spit on the ex-athlete and screamed the called him the N-word, the source said, adding that Pippen was holding his 4-year-old daughter at the time.

“Can you imagine, you’re out to dinner with your wife, your four kids and your mother-in-law, and someone calls you the N-word and starts to get physical?” the source said, calling the alleged victim’s story a “crock.”


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Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/25/13 at 4:46 pm to
Damn, if thats true he's lucky Pippen didn't beat him to death. Spit on him and called him a N***** in front of his small kids while he was holding his 4 year old? Yikes
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
422436 posts
Posted on 6/25/13 at 4:53 pm to
what kind of complete r-tard would call a 6-8 former super athlete the n-word? it defies comprehension
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202881 posts
Posted on 6/25/13 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

what kind of complete r-tard would call a 6-8 former super athlete the n-word? it defies comprehension


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