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Sark After Dark: Wazzu @ USC ESPN. Brought to you by Microsoft and McDonalds

Posted on 9/21/18 at 8:48 pm
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 8:48 pm
All eyes will be on a half full stadium in LA for tonights bantamweight Pac14? matchup featuring tPirate himself and the USC Song Girls:

Air Raid Offense


this expert feature has been tweaked in the offseason. known genius Mike Leach has partnered with the fine folks at Microsoft to build a super offense


but alas SC will have their own motivation. the defense will be playing for a mcdonalds mystery item for the fans (likely with purchase of a large drink. rules and restrictions may apply):


there will be a football game, but as always the main attraction will be the action on the sideline




tryna get to you n that munkey

official drinking rules. *21 means 21, always drink responsibly. and as always, please do as the trojans do and recycle your cans and bottles


-wazzu converts a 3 and 10 or longer by pass
-usc song girl upskirt
-usc song girl close up, pervy camera man
-sam darnold mention
-last years game mention
-sms melts about leach
-a poster accuses sms of being craig james
-CJK5H
-turnovers
-bad coaching (subjective)
-hot asian cheerleader
-hot asian fan x2
-mike leach quoteable moment
-shenanigans
-hot player mom
-bad special teams
-someone in the crowd eating food
-wazzu runs in on third and less than or equal to 2 yards
-targeting ejection
-announcer butchers a name
-production picks on greg mcilroy
-luiginbill shenanigans on the sideline
-luiginbill gets a kiss from the song girls xfinish drink
-luiginbill interviews a fan x2

***BONUS*****
since you are watching a game at home alone on a friday, coach leach has some advice for you unlovable losers:
Mike Leach's Tips on Dating (Youtube)
This post was edited on 9/21/18 at 9:02 pm
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
80181 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 8:51 pm to
I’m ready
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84995 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 8:54 pm to


What's that?
Posted by bleeng
The Woodlands
Member since Apr 2013
4069 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

coach leach has some advice for you unlovable losers


I have never seen this clip....



And he's about 95% correct....he knows about them robot machines..
Posted by beaverfever
Little Rock
Member since Jan 2008
32690 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:00 pm to
I think tonight is a potentially dangerous night for Clay Helton in terms of people realizing he is a shitty coach.
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71664 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

half full stadium in LA

That seems optimistic
Posted by Fus0623
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2015
88775 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:02 pm to
Pissed I won’t be able to make this one
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
80181 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:03 pm to
Leach on dating. frick I should have done that
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145178 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:07 pm to
Leach's date to the A&W with the coupon book GOAT
quote:

“Went to A&W [for my first date with my wife],” Leach said via the Spokesman-Review. “Had just finished a rugby game, went to A&W, had a coupon book. She said, ‘What are you getting?’ She’s looking at the menu, ‘What looks good? What are you getting?’ I handed her the 2-for-1 coupon book. I said, ‘I don’t know, but here’s the menu
This post was edited on 9/21/18 at 9:10 pm
Posted by soleckma
Member since Nov 2013
994 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:07 pm to
This game is the epitome of Sark after Dark. LETS GOOOO
Posted by Fus0623
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2015
88775 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:12 pm to
Last year’s game provided us with the All-Time Classic
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145178 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:14 pm to
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132390 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:15 pm to
Pioneer is here
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
80181 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:16 pm to
Vols should have hired him
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23878 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:18 pm to
Mike Leach wants his super power to be flight, although he thinks invisibility could be.....”fun”
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71664 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:33 pm to
Sanchize led the Trojans on to the field. He will no doubt spend the rest of the game scooping out 17 year old girls.
Posted by OldNo.7
Fort Worth
Member since Sep 2012
1381 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:34 pm to
If it’s all the same to you boys, I was hoping to pop my SAD cherry tonight.
Posted by LosLobos111
Austere
Member since Feb 2011
45385 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:34 pm to
In

Go cougs

Herm and the fellas tomorrow night
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145178 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:35 pm to
Sums up USC perfectly
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
84875 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

Sums up USC perfectly


If it were A&M it would be 17 year old boys
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