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re: If College Football was a classroom..

Posted on 2/6/09 at 3:07 pm to
Posted by Leauxgan
Brooklyn
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 2/6/09 at 3:07 pm to
Michigan - The kid with a dad militantly adherent to achievements of prestige and excellence, burdened with the expectation of each. Works out a lot, an expert at talking shite, but in the end, secretly goes home at night and cries while typing his LiveJournal entries, bemoaning his embodiment of Failure.
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37335 posts
Posted on 2/6/09 at 3:07 pm to
Tulane- Never shows up for class

Auburn- Little brother of one of the cooler guys, but hates his brother and dogs him every chance he gets

Arizona State- The hot chick with the clap.

Texas A&M- A guy that was somewhat liked a long time ago before he got caught cheating, and is now an outkast for being a total douche in the first place.
Posted by Hideo Nomo
Put up both hands, drop one thumb
Member since Apr 2008
7457 posts
Posted on 2/6/09 at 3:07 pm to
quote:


Michigan - The kid with a dad militantly adherent to achievements of prestige and excellence, burdened with the expectation of each. Works out a lot, an expert at talking shite, but in the end, secretly goes home at night and cries while typing his LiveJournal entries, bemoaning his embodiment of Failure.


Excellent.
Posted by JEAUXBLEAUX
Bayonne, NJ
Member since May 2006
55375 posts
Posted on 2/6/09 at 3:08 pm to
Appalachian State - The little kid on the block who beats up bigger kids (Michigan)
Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
43133 posts
Posted on 2/6/09 at 3:09 pm to
Virginia Tech-the kid who gets C's on all of the tests with an occasional B+, with an older brother who use to help him out with being cool until he got convicted of a felony
This post was edited on 2/6/09 at 3:12 pm
Posted by AlexLSU
Member since Jan 2005
25341 posts
Posted on 2/6/09 at 3:10 pm to
Boise State - The new kid whose family just moved to town that isn't excepted in any of the cliques.
Posted by Jrv2damac
KS
Member since Mar 2004
73194 posts
Posted on 2/6/09 at 3:10 pm to
South Carolina..the guy who misses the bus on the important days.
Posted by Leauxgan
Brooklyn
Member since Nov 2005
17324 posts
Posted on 2/6/09 at 3:12 pm to
Miami - Can't get into Fred's because of "dress code rules."
Posted by JEAUXBLEAUX
Bayonne, NJ
Member since May 2006
55375 posts
Posted on 2/6/09 at 3:12 pm to
add to the South Carolina - but his family wasn't suprised becasue they never had real high expacations of the kid
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37335 posts
Posted on 2/6/09 at 3:13 pm to
Florida State- The guy riding around town on a bike that looks A LOT like yours. And those shoes look familiar too...
Posted by BrickTamland
BR, LA
Member since Jan 2009
1710 posts
Posted on 2/6/09 at 3:13 pm to
Texas Tech - The kid how tries to hard to be cool
Posted by Baloo
Formerly MDGeaux
Member since Sep 2003
49645 posts
Posted on 2/6/09 at 3:14 pm to
Virginia - the preppy kid who brags about his grades, but is secretly failing math and science. Feels the need at all times to dog hig neighbor, Virgnia Tech, who has problems with the law and barely shows up to class but is secretly on the honor roll.
Posted by Hideo Nomo
Put up both hands, drop one thumb
Member since Apr 2008
7457 posts
Posted on 2/6/09 at 3:14 pm to
Kansas - the guy who was eaten by his father

Kansas State - the kid who was an above-average student in all regular classes until his dad died and he became apathetic
Posted by comofb
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2008
1271 posts
Posted on 2/6/09 at 3:15 pm to
Oregon-The kid who wears very colorful clothes but gets fricked frequently by his cousin USC.
Posted by Hideo Nomo
Put up both hands, drop one thumb
Member since Apr 2008
7457 posts
Posted on 2/6/09 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

Florida State- The guy riding around town on a bike that looks A LOT like yours. And those shoes look familiar too...


Posted by JEAUXBLEAUX
Bayonne, NJ
Member since May 2006
55375 posts
Posted on 2/6/09 at 3:15 pm to
Oregon - The hippie across the street
Posted by Jrv2damac
KS
Member since Mar 2004
73194 posts
Posted on 2/6/09 at 3:15 pm to
Hawaii, the loser with the nice house giving most people a reason to go visit him and kick his arse.
Posted by PhatDaddy
Member since Jan 2009
96 posts
Posted on 2/6/09 at 3:15 pm to
Alabama - kid has a step-dad that has a reputation for walking out and leaving the family for rich soccer moms even though he denies he's not seeing anyone. The kid thinks that one day he too will leave their family for another more attractive one.
Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
43133 posts
Posted on 2/6/09 at 3:16 pm to
West Virginia-the kid who just got off adderall
Posted by AlexLSU
Member since Jan 2005
25341 posts
Posted on 2/6/09 at 3:16 pm to
Cal, Michigan St, Clemson, Georgia Tech, etc. - The kids that you think you can count on to give you yesterday's notes or a heads up about a party, but never come through.
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