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How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?

Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:31 am
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:31 am
He's on a full speed sprint and you are standing still and you both have standard football pads on.

Consider the possibility of death or serious injury...






(this was just asked of me at work, I said 10k but I am rethinking that)
This post was edited on 3/6/13 at 8:32 am
Posted by Moustache
GEAUX TIGERS
Member since May 2008
21556 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:32 am to
I'd probably do it for as low as 5-10k. just brace your abdomen and take the fall. It'll hurt like hell, but I've been in car wrecks worse than that.
This post was edited on 3/6/13 at 8:33 am
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:33 am to
If I could try and run away to take away some of the pain, I would do it for not much. But standing still? OUCH.
Posted by SPEEDY
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83368 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:33 am to
I would easily do it for $10k
This post was edited on 3/6/13 at 8:35 am
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:34 am to
I just honestly think I would have spinal fractures and at the very least cracked ribs and sprained neck.

That guy is a freight train.
Posted by WicKed WayZ
Louisiana Forever
Member since Sep 2011
31585 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:34 am to
The whiplash would be the major hurt factor, standing still? Geez
Posted by WicKed WayZ
Louisiana Forever
Member since Sep 2011
31585 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:37 am to
Dude you have pads on, you're not gonna die

It's gonna hurt because you're standing still but spinal fractures? Come the frick on
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:41 am to
Do I have to use my winnings to pay for the medical bills? Also, can I be drunk?
Posted by alabamabuckeye
Member since Jun 2010
22206 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:43 am to
About tree fitty

But seriously, I'd do it for a grand.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:43 am to
I love the caveats people think of.

quote:

Do I have to use my winnings to pay for the medical bills?


no, up to you. But Patrick certainly isn't paying for them.

quote:

Also, can I be drunk?


Absofrickinglutely.
Posted by memphstigers23
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Member since Mar 2012
10278 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:44 am to
quote:

Do I have to use my winnings to pay for the medical bills?
This post was edited on 3/6/13 at 9:03 am
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:45 am to
I'd get a quote from a hospital on potential surgeries and shite. Then add some for pain and suffering. I'd say around 15-20k
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:45 am to
quote:

But seriously, I'd do it for a grand.


I think whoever gets hit has a greater than 50% chance of a pretty serious injury such as a spinal fracture or neck issue.

1k aint paying all those bills, that just hits my deductible
Posted by Hazelnut
Member since May 2011
16433 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:47 am to
Would I have to pay for my own hospital bill? If so, it'd be higher than 10k
Posted by Baers Foot
Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns
Member since Dec 2011
3542 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:48 am to
quote:

I'd get a quote from a hospital on potential surgeries and shite. Then add some for pain and suffering. I'd say around 15-20k


You plan on getting speared in Canada or Norway?
Posted by TheDiesel
Phoenix
Member since Feb 2010
2608 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:50 am to
At least put a cowboy collar on the back of your pads to help with the whiplash. Add the rib cage protector that some qb's wear and you should be ok
Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
35572 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:51 am to
15k and all medical/funeral costs taken care of
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52148 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:53 am to
$10k + medical expenses/lost wages
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:53 am to
quote:

At least put a cowboy collar on the back of your pads to help with the whiplash. Add the rib cage protector that some qb's wear and you should be ok


Standard pads. None of that hooplah.

Posted by Davie Crocket
Member since Jan 2013
1072 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:55 am to
At least 1k
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