re: College Football Week 1/Futures Bet Thread

First off, thank you to the gloriously beautiful admin for releasing me from banland since November, even though I don't know what I got banned for and I'm pretty sure it is all Tyrone's fault, but then again.. when is it not Tyrone's fault.... Amiright?


Second, we are going to do some mother fricking damage with in this thread this year. We will harness the power of TD to form a collective brain trust to bukkake the books. There is no doubt about that.

Third, we must weed out the shitty cappers in this thread and send them off to the island where they send shitty cappers to live out their miserable existence... dcrews, TTT and TN09 aka A-Dawg might as well book them a first class cabin... If they can afford it... Lulz poor people

Forth, if you use a tote service in this thread we will be obligated to inform whomever shitty plays you are buying. Personally I don't want all these terrible plays corrupting this thread anyway. So that's that... besides every tote out there is a documented loser and that is a fact.

Fifth, there is a certain poster who is a known jinx we must confront and get him in line. This is going to difficult with his history of sporadic behavior. So we will tread very carefully with this issue.


I look forward to a prosperous year of big money parlays and slapping TN09 in the mouth with my BBC on a weekly basis. I also wish nothing but to the best to the rest of you losers, god knows all of you are going to need it.

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oleyeller

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Best of luck anyone looking to do a contest with a proxy from the old crew in Vegas?

Will Hill has a cfb one

Ava, you gotta lay off Andy. tGOAT tout takes shite from no one.

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yes, he is back posting under his original handle, "goldennugget"

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If true, will you be posting the sheets Golden?

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No, thats not me, goyim

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o rly? Now I am intrigued...

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Yeah goy my master spreadsheet last year led to a great Week 1 for me so I am hoping to repeat again this year, finished up +9.3 units on the weekend despite making an assload of parlay, teaser and normal side bets. Mainly my profit came from sides where I went 12-5-1 and and netted about 6 units there, then about 3 more units on teasers and like half a unit on parlays(mainly because I hit a 3 teamer, without that hit I would have been down like 6 units on parlays).

I go to Las Vegas every year for Week 1 so its a tradition

I don't skip leg days, brah. I squat 405 and deadlift 450+.

We should track when both sheets are on the same plays and see how they do this year.

I tried using my same sheet for the NFL and had my arse handed to me.

A few years ago, I was crushing CFB and sucking in the NFL, but I had turned 2K into 8K by week 6. I made the mistake up upping my bets in W7 (doubling my previous bets) and went something like 2-9 in W7.

One week several years ago, my sheet spit out 23 plays and it went 17-6 that weekend.

I don't have a statistical answer, but I would guess not. The books juice the 3 and 7 enough to take away your edge, and the other numbers don't really hit enough.

If you're playing a 10-team parlay, that's a different story. You don't wanna lose thousands because a walk-on kicker for Chattanooga missed an extra point.