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re: if you had to come up with $1M in cash
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:18 pm to aldawg2323
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:18 pm to aldawg2323
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Posted on 6/14/24 at 5:45 pm to aldawg2323
Steal a crop report and manipulate Orange Futures and bankrupt a trading firm in the process.
Otherwise my only other option is to win the lottery or try to shack up with a member of a rich family.
Otherwise my only other option is to win the lottery or try to shack up with a member of a rich family.
This post was edited on 6/14/24 at 6:47 pm
Posted on 6/14/24 at 7:44 pm to aldawg2323
Prostitution might get it done
I sure as shite ain’t doing it any other way
I sure as shite ain’t doing it any other way
This post was edited on 6/14/24 at 7:44 pm
Posted on 6/14/24 at 8:02 pm to aldawg2323
I have a couple of wealthy friends that have way more faith in me than I have in myself. They’d give me an unsecured loan if I had to come up with it. I would not like it, but I would go that route before I started liquidating assets
Posted on 6/15/24 at 12:19 pm to aldawg2323
GoFundMe with a made-up sob story.
Posted on 6/16/24 at 9:36 am to aldawg2323
sell 1 million things for $1 each, would also consider selling 500k things for $2.
got a ton of ideas like this if anyone needs a consultant
got a ton of ideas like this if anyone needs a consultant
This post was edited on 6/16/24 at 9:36 am
Posted on 6/16/24 at 2:56 pm to aldawg2323
If I HAD to - $30,000 on one number on a roulette wheel for several spins. After that fails plow the rest into lottery tickets.
Then I'd cash out my 401K.
Then I'd cash out my 401K.
Posted on 6/16/24 at 3:00 pm to aldawg2323
I'm just not that liquid (I know, TWSS) and it would involve significant debt and/or expense for me to do so.
I mean, all in, I put my net worth at about that, but it involves some hinky assumptions about this and that and suffice it to say, it is unrealized at present.
I mean, all in, I put my net worth at about that, but it involves some hinky assumptions about this and that and suffice it to say, it is unrealized at present.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 10:18 am to LSURussian
I’d have to get some out of 6 month fixed too
Posted on 6/17/24 at 10:23 am to aldawg2323
I would find a Boxer or Pop Star and become their Manager.
Help them with their finances and such.
Help them with their finances and such.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 11:47 am to aldawg2323
quote:Subtle "just occurred to me" ruse employed here.
this question just occurred to me and i would like to hear any ideas
Planning on going off the grid or had someone kidnapped by a criminal element that allows installment plans for ransom payments?
Posted on 6/18/24 at 8:57 am to aldawg2323
I will get blasted for bragging, but did this last fall. Decided to buy a nice lakehouse with cash. Pulled it all from stocks. I decided to move the money from stocks to real estate. We live in a strong real estate market and feel confident that the home will appreciate nicely. It might appreciate less than the market, but I can live with that.
I made a commitment to start funding both retirement and non-retirement funds about 20 years ago and was fortunate enough to not have to touch my 401k money. I would not have bought the lakehouse if it meant pulling the money out of my retirement money.
Fyi, I only kept 1 stock outside of my 401k. NVDA. Could not bring myself to touch it.
I made a commitment to start funding both retirement and non-retirement funds about 20 years ago and was fortunate enough to not have to touch my 401k money. I would not have bought the lakehouse if it meant pulling the money out of my retirement money.
Fyi, I only kept 1 stock outside of my 401k. NVDA. Could not bring myself to touch it.
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