All the nothing burgers stock/crypto predictions and guru's who use graphs

I see often in reading articles on stocks/crypto where there is nothing being said. For example:

In a repeat of the move, which followed its first new all-time high earlier this month, Bitcoin is rapidly headed toward the $60,000 zone.

This is the critical point on traders’ radars, and one which has not received a convincing retest.

“I think we at least get a sweep of last weeks low,” popular trader George summarized on X.

“If that doesn’t hold I think we see sub 60k again.”

He proceeded to follow it up with "if it goes up, then it goes above $65,000."

That's like saying if the stock is creeping towards $8 on a downtrend and ends up going below $8, then I think we will see sub $8 if that happens.

There's nothing being said. It's like obviously if the stock goes above $10, then that means it's going above $10. I want substance. I want precise predictions with reasons why. I don't want well if it goes up, then it goes up, if it goes down, then it goes down.

Majority of stock/crypto analysis online are just nothing burgers stating exactly that. Don't get me started on the guys who use graphs on stocks thinking they can predict that way by drawing lines and stating Fibonacci levels. I've seen countless, and stocks just do the exact opposite. Bitcoin is way more cyclical so easy to do there, but stocks do not whatsoever behave in ways that are predictable with lines other than news/profits/potential.