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re: Will post pics of douche who ratted us out in the Ole Miss..

Posted on 8/13/09 at 12:54 pm to
Posted by SpidermanTUba
my house
Member since May 2004
36132 posts
Posted on 8/13/09 at 12:54 pm to
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I think planting a bottle of liquor under his seat, then alerting the proper authorities is in order.



A good idea, though I'm pretty sure that's a felony.

One of the better ideas that was suggested to me by a friend was to come to the first game with a gift wrapped box of douche and hand it to him as if I'm trying to make amends.


Thanks for all yalls support, BTW. I'm usually getting completely railed against and torn down on the OT and poli boards, and here whenever I post the Tuba Top 101 - its good to know that it when it comes to drinking in Tiger Stadium, most people are on my side.

Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 8/13/09 at 12:56 pm to
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bmy


Was that too complicated? I'll try it this way...

You don't like the no alcohol rule that LSU must "enforce" due to the SEC, then take it up with the SEC. I'd support your efforts as the extra revenue would be awesome. By why be surprised if LSU enforces a rule we all know exist?
Posted by SpidermanTUba
my house
Member since May 2004
36132 posts
Posted on 8/13/09 at 12:57 pm to
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Go in sober,w/water in your flask.pretend to be drunk.when he calls the police,show them the water.than tell them he has been picking on you.




Now there's an idea.
Posted by SpidermanTUba
my house
Member since May 2004
36132 posts
Posted on 8/13/09 at 12:58 pm to
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why was he at the Ole Miss game?



Probably because he felt bad for selling his Bama tickets to Gumps.

Posted by Chill Pill
Between a Rock and a Hard Place
Member since May 2009
635 posts
Posted on 8/13/09 at 12:59 pm to
Drinking in TS is an unwritten rule of tolerance. It's like rolling Toomer's Corner at Auburn. Or banging those gawdawful cowbells at Moo State. All of that is illegal as well. A stadium with alcohol imbibed screaming fans cheering for their team is what makes Tiger Stadium what it is.

Unless the dude is being a degenerate a-hole or using foul language around little kids or little old ladies, the dude that turned him is a complete fricking douche that should be drawn, quartered, and never again allowed to enter the Tiger Den, because he has violated the most sacred oath there is -- Never, Ever frick with a Fellow Tiger [unless he or she deserves it].
Posted by SpidermanTUba
my house
Member since May 2004
36132 posts
Posted on 8/13/09 at 12:59 pm to
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I love how liberals refuse to take responsibility for their actions.


Yeah, and I'm the only person in Tiger Stadium with a bottle. All the other 91,345 of them were being responsible.

quote:


"If ya can't do the time, don't do the crime."



I counted at least seventy five violations of the law on my way from Baton Rouge to new orleans the other day.
Posted by Akit1
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2006
8350 posts
Posted on 8/13/09 at 1:00 pm to
Pretty intense story (almost as intense as the posts on it.) The guy did a pretty dick thing. Best bet is to get in the guys face and walk off. Boom it's done. He'll never see you again. You'll never see him and he'll know that next time things will get ugly.

You don't want to make a web site because that prolongs the whole thing. You just want to do one thing and be done with it. Get in his face once. Then walk away from it forever.

That's my take.
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33653 posts
Posted on 8/13/09 at 1:02 pm to
IF you were not over the top drunk, then, yes, douchebaggery has occurred. BUT, if you were acting the complete fool, then you suffer the consequences. Granted, it would take an awful lot for me to turn someone in.

Be honest, how bad were you?
Posted by ENYOMOUT
No, it's not moving.. you are.
Member since Jun 2005
5088 posts
Posted on 8/13/09 at 1:05 pm to
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You don't like the no alcohol rule that LSU must "enforce" due to the SEC, then take it up with the SEC. I'd support your efforts as the extra revenue would be awesome. By why be surprised if LSU enforces a rule we all know exist?


yeah.. don't get pissed when you get a ticket for going 36 in a 35, b/c we all know the law, right?

Don't try and cheer lead your Dudley Do Right stance by exaggerating your experiences with drunk non season ticket holders. It's pathetic.

Although I'm not surprised there's an empty seat next to you.

If someone is drinking close by you and you think it hinders you from watching the game,.. then you should care more about the game and less about your little world crumbling around you from the melodrama.


Posted by Cold Cous Cous
Bucktown, La.
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 8/13/09 at 1:05 pm to
The fact that you're still holding this kind of a grudge ten months later, and seriously plotting revenge, says a lot about your character.
Posted by SpidermanTUba
my house
Member since May 2004
36132 posts
Posted on 8/13/09 at 1:06 pm to
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Unless the dude is being a degenerate a-hole or using foul language around little kids or little old ladies, the dude that turned him is a complete fricking douche that should be drawn, quartered, and never again allowed to enter the Tiger Den, because he has violated the most sacred oath there is -- Never, Ever frick with a Fellow Tiger [unless he or she deserves it].






That's the way I feel about it. Keep the cursing to a minimum and the loudness to a maximum, and just assume everyone around you is going to be drunk. If you don't want to hear drunk loud people yelling as loud as they can every defensive play of the game, go home and watch on TV.


Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 8/13/09 at 1:07 pm to
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stadium with alcohol imbibed screaming fans cheering for their team is what makes Tiger Stadium what it is.


It REALLY isn't...but I can appreciate that point of view. I can assure you I'm as loud as any drunk in the stands, and I'm far less likely to have to get up during a defensive stand to go take a piss.

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Unless the dude is being a degenerate a-hole or using foul language around little kids or little old ladies, the dude that turned him is a complete fricking douche that should be drawn, quartered, and never again allowed to enter the Tiger Den, because he has violated the most sacred oath there is -- Never, Ever frick with a Fellow Tiger [unless he or she deserves it].


I tend to agree. The problem here, is that I'm sure if you wanted to get specific, there would be assholes here that would disagree with you and suggest that if you didn't want your 5 year old to hear a grown man yell MOTHER frickER at a football player than you wouldn;t bring them to Tiger stadium, 'cause that's the kind of thing that makes it great. Go on...ask. The real problem, as always, is caused by those idiots who can't behave...and because of that it's nearly impossible to ask marshalls who are getting paid minimum wage to asses each situation and make a call.
Posted by ENYOMOUT
No, it's not moving.. you are.
Member since Jun 2005
5088 posts
Posted on 8/13/09 at 1:08 pm to
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A good idea, though I'm pretty sure that's a felony.


Getting kicked out of TS is not a felony. Seriously??
Posted by SpidermanTUba
my house
Member since May 2004
36132 posts
Posted on 8/13/09 at 1:09 pm to
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Best bet is to get in the guys face and walk off. Boom it's done. He'll never see you again. You'll never see him and he'll know that next time things will get ugly.
Ordinarily that would work, but we've both got season tickets, him in the row in front of us, so I can count on seeing the guy maybe 3 times this year. Heck if its a good year maybe he'll actually come to more games instead of selling his tickets to gumps.



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You don't want to make a web site because that prolongs the whole thing. You just want to do one thing and be done with it. Get in his face once. Then walk away from it forever.


I actually tried to catch him coming out of TS after the game ended last year, but I missed him. That would have been fun.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89081 posts
Posted on 8/13/09 at 1:09 pm to
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Or even better, a small bag of drugs (any type). A little more expensive but would be worth it to watch.


Ain't no way Spidey's giving up any of his precious stash. Not even when it comes to out-doucheing a douche.
Posted by SpidermanTUba
my house
Member since May 2004
36132 posts
Posted on 8/13/09 at 1:10 pm to
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Getting kicked out of TS is not a felony. Seriously??



No - I mean planting evidence on somebody and then alerting authorities is almost certainly a felony.
Posted by ENYOMOUT
No, it's not moving.. you are.
Member since Jun 2005
5088 posts
Posted on 8/13/09 at 1:10 pm to
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It REALLY isn't...but I can appreciate that point of view. I can assure you I'm as loud as any drunk in the stands, and I'm far less likely to have to get up during a defensive stand to go take a piss.


Only since the 20's, el retardo.
Posted by SpidermanTUba
my house
Member since May 2004
36132 posts
Posted on 8/13/09 at 1:10 pm to
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Ain't no way Spidey's giving up any of his precious stash. Not even when it comes to out-doucheing a douche.





Not to mention, one look at me, and the cops will know where the drugs really came from.
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 8/13/09 at 1:13 pm to
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don't get pissed when you get a ticket for going 36 in a 35, b/c we all know the law, right?


'Cause that happens...

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Don't try and cheer lead your Dudley Do Right stance by exaggerating your experiences with drunk non season ticket holders. It's pathetic.


I've had it happen 3 or 4 times in the past 8 years. the idiots who sit to my left only come to big games and sell/give their tickets away...sometimes they don't even do that and we get squatters. I don't give a frick if you belive my story or not. I've never once had a problem with a fellow season ticket holde rin my section. Well, except for the asshat last year who when JL got hurt was cheering hoping his leg was broken.

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If someone is drinking close by you and you think it hinders you from watching the game,.. then you should care more about the game and less about your little world crumbling around you from the melodrama.


Again, a-hole...if someone is spilling a drink on me, slamming into me because they are more interested in grabbing their flask out of their backpocket than watching the game, and finally dropping the fifth and having broken glass everywhere then they have, by their actions, made it largely impossible to enjoy the game. frick them.
Posted by TriumphTiger
Alpharetta, GA
Member since Sep 2007
10446 posts
Posted on 8/13/09 at 1:13 pm to
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One of the better ideas that was suggested to me by a friend was to come to the first game with a gift wrapped box of douche and hand it to him as if I'm trying to make amends.


This post was edited on 8/13/09 at 1:14 pm
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