re: What are your Game Day rituals??

game day chili

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What are your Game Day rituals??

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make sure I leave Tiger Stadium at halftime to piss off the rant

Usually wake up around 6 AM, truck is usually packed from the night before and head to campus around 7. Set up tents and tailgate for 8 and begin cooking grits, eggs, and sausage for the early birds about 9. After breakfast, fix a blood mary and begin preparations for the meal of the day. Begin drinking beer about 9:30 and continue through the rest of the day. Must throw the football until a sweat is achieved. Around 2 PM a fantastic buzz is in full effect and all hell breaks loose. Games on the tube, friends taking shots, and the madness begins. About 5PM we begin picking the tailgate up and drinks for the walk are made to see the that is going to occur.

On Friday after class we would go to De Caterie for drink/food specials and Jimmy Ott. Then we would go to Fred's Open Bar and then pass out. Only to wake up at 7am and tap the keg at our spot on Hoe Row. There we would watch games on satellite, beer pong, quarters, cook and head to the game. Geaux Tigers.

1. Wake up in a drunken haze around 11:00am to the sound of a pledge cooking me bacon and eggs.
2. Tell the random sorostitute in my bed to either do my laundry or GTFO.
3. Reward said pledge by letting him clean my apartment.
4. Have another pledge arrive along with my date for the game to bring me to campus, whiskey drink waiting for me in the cup holder.
5. Arrive on campus around 12:30pm.
6. Get sideways until gametime.
7. Go to the game.
8. Get rid of classy, respectable date and find another drunk sorostitute.
9. Postgame party until blackout.
10. Repeat steps 1-3 on Sunday.

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Jager + apple jacks = Breakfast of champions

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This will get you this....