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re: The Most Interesting Coach in the World
Posted on 9/28/10 at 8:25 am to SwampdogDC
Posted on 9/28/10 at 8:25 am to SwampdogDC
His "want" has more offense than the actual offense.
Keep wanting my friend.
Keep wanting my friend.
This post was edited on 9/28/10 at 8:28 am
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Posted on 9/28/10 at 8:52 am to Grasshopper
He has a sincere want.
If you handed him a book he would hand it back to you
If you handed him a book he would hand it back to you
Posted on 9/28/10 at 8:58 am to lwalker
The best offensive line he ever coached was actually the worst offensive line that ever played.
Stay confused, my friends!
Stay confused, my friends!
Posted on 9/28/10 at 10:24 am to tigerfan in bamaland
He defends his offense...which in turn is offensive.
Posted on 9/28/10 at 10:48 am to Beef Supreme
He invited Lou Tepper back to coach the defense so they could enjoy the same feeling of playing under a genius coordinator that the offense does.
Posted on 9/28/10 at 10:48 am to Beef Supreme
Rather than trying to do more with less, he prefers to do Les with more.
Posted on 9/28/10 at 11:43 am to Grasshopper
Les Miles spins the yarn of the kingdom of
ARK-KANSAS , a convoluted Biblical fairy tale in which Coach Noah " The Hat " , worried that it might rain and flood Tiger Stadium (in spite of the old testament myth that it never rains there),
he gathers 2 football players for every position except quaterbacks and puts them on a barge anchored right over the levee on the Mississippi. He also gathers a few animals and lots of tigers from the vet school.
Then he picks up Dorothy to save her from a tornado. They tailgate for 40 days straight , preparing many of the animals on board into a tasty dish. After sloshing through an oil spill, Dorothy leads them to an offensive co-ordinator at the top of the coliseum, named the " the Wizard of Odd " , who predictably directs the barge to near by ARK- KANSAS but instead it comes to rest on top of the Indian Mounds and some children playing there that didn't get out of the way in time.
After a quick jazz funeral for the kids , Coach Les declared that it was a quality cruise and that it pretty clearly explains that munchkins and the Holy Grail are not myths and that the short side of the field is a destination place !! He also said that the only pressing issue with the program was to get the windows replaced in tiger stadium and on his computer! He's still on XP with a 2 pack , but said it worked great at one time.
ARK-KANSAS , a convoluted Biblical fairy tale in which Coach Noah " The Hat " , worried that it might rain and flood Tiger Stadium (in spite of the old testament myth that it never rains there),
he gathers 2 football players for every position except quaterbacks and puts them on a barge anchored right over the levee on the Mississippi. He also gathers a few animals and lots of tigers from the vet school.
Then he picks up Dorothy to save her from a tornado. They tailgate for 40 days straight , preparing many of the animals on board into a tasty dish. After sloshing through an oil spill, Dorothy leads them to an offensive co-ordinator at the top of the coliseum, named the " the Wizard of Odd " , who predictably directs the barge to near by ARK- KANSAS but instead it comes to rest on top of the Indian Mounds and some children playing there that didn't get out of the way in time.
After a quick jazz funeral for the kids , Coach Les declared that it was a quality cruise and that it pretty clearly explains that munchkins and the Holy Grail are not myths and that the short side of the field is a destination place !! He also said that the only pressing issue with the program was to get the windows replaced in tiger stadium and on his computer! He's still on XP with a 2 pack , but said it worked great at one time.
Posted on 9/28/10 at 11:46 am to SNAKE
His offense has more than one meaning
Posted on 9/28/10 at 11:53 am to Beef Supreme
quote:
He once benched a punt returner...for celebrating success.
Posted on 9/28/10 at 11:55 am to DownToFark247
his O line this year has a chance to be better that last years O line could have been....
Oh wait, that was a quote...
Oh wait, that was a quote...
Posted on 9/28/10 at 12:11 pm to TiegerTim
He has never met an opponent that wasn't capable. He has never had a press conference that wasn't predictable. He has never had a pot of coffee that was undrinkable.
Posted on 9/28/10 at 12:13 pm to TiegerTim
He can make comparisons about the excitement of reading books without ever having read one.
Posted on 9/28/10 at 12:24 pm to Lion Monticello
He calls in plays to his offense in Braille by speaking in Morse code.
Posted on 9/28/10 at 12:43 pm to Panthera Tigris
he once hired co-offensive coordinators just to laugh at the people who said co-defensive coordinators was a bad idea.
This post was edited on 9/28/10 at 12:44 pm
Posted on 9/28/10 at 12:49 pm to BigErn
You can Google his ego.
He does not often like quarterbacks, but when he does he prefers Jefferson.
He once played a true freshman just to see what it felt like.
He does not often like quarterbacks, but when he does he prefers Jefferson.
He once played a true freshman just to see what it felt like.
Posted on 9/28/10 at 12:51 pm to BigErn
He doesn't always tell his qb to spike the ball with a chance to win the game. But when he does he prefers to do it with one second left. Stay wanting my friends....
Posted on 9/28/10 at 12:58 pm to dayne o
His quarterback thinks the Wonderlic test is a type of candy
Posted on 9/28/10 at 1:04 pm to Grasshopper
While its easy to win the easy way....CLM prefers it the hard way.
Posted on 9/28/10 at 1:12 pm to dayne o
quote:
He doesn't always tell his qb to spike the ball with a chance to win the game. But when he does he prefers to do it with one second left. Stay wanting my friends....
Posted on 9/28/10 at 1:15 pm to csorre1
quote:
He has a want to get a guy more touches without actually wanting to get a guy more touches.
quote:
He once asked Jim Hawthorne to join him for a moment of silence, just to prevent each of them from bein wrong.
Most likely the funniest things I have ever read on here! I personally know Jim Hawthorne to, which makes that second quote even funnier!
How about: He has the want to try for a field goal, without the field goal unit out on the field.
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