re: The Drunkest You've ever been at Tiger Stadium...

Alabama game two weeks ago. Makers Mark

Of course the poor people around me weren't so thrilled. My tickets were in the middle of the gray haired season ticket holders, and I was sloppy.

i almost felt bad for the people around me bc i was falling everywhere. though its nothing new to them and they prob rather that than me dropping frick this and that all the time.

I was so drunk one game when I was a student in the first quarter I passed out head first in the arse of the girl that was standing up in front of me (actually a really comfortable place to pass out ). Her boyfriend standing right next to her didn't do anything either, just kinda looked at me weird and laughed. Later on in the game when I woke back up still drunk I stimbled up to the top of the student section by the flags where my uncle was and had to pee, he handed me a large cup....I don't remember really any other details of the day. Top that....

I was just eighteen and about to leave for the Navy. A friend invited me down to a game and I got to tailgate with a certain fraternity that no longer exists here. Anyway me and a few others couldn't sit in the student section, we had other seats. I probably drank a twelve pack outside the stadium and we snuck about a half gallon of crown in our clothes. Well sometime around the third quarter (I think) I had to go take a piss for like the fifth time. I was sooo hammered that I looked down and saw an empty seat that became an illusion that it was some kind of short cut to the bottom... so I didn't have to scoot sideways to the stairs. Once my foot hit that empty seat below me.. I fell forward and started rolling on top of people at each row and as I was falling I was thinking that someone was going to kick the sh!t out of me when I fall on their back. But instead I guess they heard me coming and everyone just held their hands up and I crowd surfed down about 12-15 rows all the way to the level. Once I reached the bottom I fell right on my arse on the concrete. There must have been a time out or something because what happened next wouldn't have happened if there was a play happening. I got up off the ground and I turned around and faced the entire section that I just trampled. I raised both of my hands up in the air and everyone was staring right at me laughing and let out a big cheer. I then started walking into the tunnel and the security guard was just rolling his eyes at me. The night went fine after that.I kept apologizing to everyone when I walked back up the stairs. by the way first post!

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