Sankey and the SEC

You know all those 80’s movies where the Prinicpal / Chancellor whatever became power hungry and wanted to force their will on those unruly students? Ie “Animal House” “Ferris Burler” etc etc. That’s how Sankey appears to me. He’s the motherfricker that might need to start packing. 223.5 million and the 7th most profitable / revenue generating school?

P. S. Can someone explain to me how in the hell Texas (343.1 million) #1 and Tennessee (285.4 million) #2 generate THAT much revenue? What even is Tennessee? When in my children’s lifetime have they been relevant in any sport post 1997? And Texas? Sankey brought those other orange fricks in here and I mean 2006 was their last relevance. I don’t think I even know anyone who’s a fan of either school. I don’t even think I can think of any relevant game or contest featuring either team for any legitimate competitive event? So frick both those schools too.

If LSU joined the B10, we’d be #5 (behind Michigan, Ohio State, Penn State, and USC) in total revenue earned. If LSU joined the ACC, we’d be #3 (behind Notre Dame* and Miami - which yes ND is Independent in foosball). If LSU joined the Big 12, we’d be #1 (by a 50 million lead over Kansas)

So yeah Dean Wormer, by all means, expel us. We’ll build a 1964 Lincoln tank for homecoming.