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re: Problematic Perk!!!!

Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:37 am to
Posted by PureBlood
The Motherland
Member since Oct 2021
5021 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:37 am to
Why not "Perpetually Problematic Perk, the Painful Poonslayer"
Posted by Damathe
Member since Apr 2020
7092 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:39 am to


Stealth

YCBM (You Can't Block Me - like ICBM, Inter Continental Ballistic Missile)

The Closer/Perkules

Ballistic

Jaw Dropper/Dropper

The Difference

TFL40

Cousin Harold

Comin' Through

I believe his Native American name is "Geauxs Faster"

Gitcheee Goomeee
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88202 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:42 am to
quote:

Why not "Perpetually Problematic Perk, the Painful Poonslayer"



Pshaw!!
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
48793 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:43 am to
That is terrible
Posted by joeybuckets_
Member since Jan 2020
27 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:45 am to
that idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin it on
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133147 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:46 am to
quote:

Sounds like a bad coffee shop.



Well, opposing QBs do get “Perk-o-lated”



While we are coming up with awful nicknames


Perkule 4-O. (Like Hercule Poiot, a la “murder on the Orient express”)




Perkulean Effort has a nice ring to it.

Perkin 9 to 5


He Perks Hard for the Money (that one has some potential)
This post was edited on 11/16/22 at 10:54 am
Posted by SCREWDAT
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2015
1392 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:51 am to
Goddamn, there are some immature motherfrickers posting on this site.
Posted by WDAIII
Member since Aug 2020
4205 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:52 am to
No
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61264 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:52 am to
This is sad
Posted by Damathe
Member since Apr 2020
7092 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:53 am to
quote:

Perkule 4-O. (Like Hercule Poiot, a la “murder on the Orient express”)


Perkulean Effort. Noiiice.
This post was edited on 11/16/22 at 11:00 am
Posted by Damathe
Member since Apr 2020
7092 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:57 am to
quote:

Goddamn, there are some immature motherfrickers posting on this site.
Lighten up Francis. Not everybody here lives in a stove up a-hole.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133147 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:57 am to
Perk of Art

Perkhorse


Perkussion (oooohhhhh, he beats you like a drum)
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61264 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:58 am to
quote:

Not everybody here lives in a stove up a-hole.


Please explain this
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
48793 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 11:00 am to
Those are all terrible also
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
9764 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 11:05 am to
quote:

Problematic Perk!!!!

I love it!

But I really love "2 Arm 2 Leg Flying Purple People Eater Perkins."
Posted by Damathe
Member since Apr 2020
7092 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 11:38 am to
quote:

quote:
Lighten up, Francis. Not everybody here lives in a stove up a-hole.
quote:

Please explain this
Some people are able to offset the inescapable seriousness that everyday life presents with occasional less than serious thoughts.
Where I come from, a "stove up a-hole" means constipation.
I guess you could translate the sentence to mean "pull your head out of your arse".
Hopefully I am mistaking your meaning for asking but if I'm not then you should prolly take that message to heart.
This post was edited on 11/16/22 at 11:40 am
Posted by mdtiger1
Great Northwest Louisiana
Member since Jan 2005
1435 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 12:31 pm to
The Perkolator
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