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Ode to the App's

Posted on 8/22/08 at 1:50 am
Posted by Ramah59
Ramah
Member since Aug 2008
839 posts
Posted on 8/22/08 at 1:50 am
They came from the hills

to the land of the Tiger

seeking gridiron thrills

in the land of the Tiger

The hopes and the dreams

powered wild rebel screams

that day on the field of the Tiger.


:nana:


And the travelling throng

was liquored up so strong

On bootleg white lightning

that day on the field of the Tiger

:cheers: :cheers:

Armanti Edwards, they would say

would be the great hero this day

In the land on the field of the Tiger

:nana: :nana: :nana: :nana:

Kickoff came, in the heat and the rain

Armanti ran left, and then he ran right

That day on the field of the Tiger

Armanti's OL could not spare his pain

The GREAT TIGER DEFENSE was his plight

That day on the field of the Tiger



Halftime came, the score shone clear

Those hopes and dreams did disappear

The appholes would not rise again

Armanti's out, they've taped his shin

That day in the land of the Tiger

:wah: :wah: :wah:

They played on pride, Armanti gave em a cheer

That whole long second half on the side lines

Tigers tore 'em up and down and showed no fear

Not listening to any of the Apphole whines

:banghead:

Please Tigers, don't run up the score,

At halftime it was nil to twenty-four

and now it's up to an embarrassing forty-two

if it goes over fifty, what on earth will we do

They cried that day in the land on the field of the Tiger

:wah: :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

When the final gun cracked

They knew they were whacked

That day on the field of the Tiger

Nil to the Appholes, 52 to the Tiger

This post was edited on 8/23/08 at 9:33 am
Posted by killercoconut
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2008
3738 posts
Posted on 8/22/08 at 1:54 am to
Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
56304 posts
Posted on 8/22/08 at 1:55 am to
props to you thats awesome
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33537 posts
Posted on 8/22/08 at 6:56 am to
That's pretty good poetry. I thought the only good poetry had to start with "There was a man from Nantucket..."
This post was edited on 8/22/08 at 7:25 am
Posted by KC Tiger
Member since Sep 2006
4617 posts
Posted on 8/22/08 at 7:20 am to
quote:

There was a girl from Nantucket


If you knew the rest of that limerick you would know that it has to start "There once was a man from Nantucket..."
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33537 posts
Posted on 8/22/08 at 7:25 am to
Thanks. Fixed it.
Posted by phillyAPP
Member since Feb 2008
568 posts
Posted on 8/22/08 at 7:47 am to
Very well done.

but writers DON't play the game so we will see next saturday.

Go APP and
Posted by AppFan61
Charlotte
Member since Apr 2008
24 posts
Posted on 8/22/08 at 8:08 am to
I'll make sure the OL sees this poem. We all know what "should" happen; and we all know what "can" happen. I can't wait. Thanks for the motivation.
Posted by REKDIVER
Charlotte
Member since Feb 2008
247 posts
Posted on 8/22/08 at 8:31 am to
And I thought you didn't respect us? Now we have an "Ode"...I am so honored. To think you took the time to do this for us...I am humbled.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72606 posts
Posted on 8/22/08 at 10:10 am to
Ramah that is pretty good work...I admire your efforts and skill...While you get a B for the grammar sadly you fail miserably for content...

F/B...And I still think you are dumber than a box of rocks if you think that will be the margin on the score...
Posted by Ramah59
Ramah
Member since Aug 2008
839 posts
Posted on 8/23/08 at 2:49 am to
Dumber than a box of rocks ... one of my personal favorites ... and oft used by me.

My odes are legendary ... In 2003, we posted the "Ode to Heisman White" that foretold the vicious assault and victory of a Tiger Defense over an overrated QB with a bullseye on his carcass ... A Defense that shall remain forever among the great Tiger Defenses ... My score prediction and the heroes foretold came to pass that day ... our first NC this decade.

A top 5 Virginia Tech team rolled in here last year EARLY ... against a healthy LSU defense.

LSU 45 ... Virginia Tech & a distraught Beamer ZERO ... and I am dumber than a box of rocks

Apphole, you better get a good whiff of what you're shoveling here.

You're coming into the land of THE BEAST

And he's hungry!

Dumber than a box of rocks ... THIS TIGER DEFENSE IS THE GREATEST EVER TO TAKE THE FIELD AT LSU ... Only History awaits us!
Posted by GGASU
Member since Feb 2008
239 posts
Posted on 8/23/08 at 3:02 am to
quote:

LSU 45 ... Virginia Tech & a distraught Beamer ZERO ... and I am dumber than a box of rocks


Virginia Tech had a terrible offense at beginning of the year in 07.....the offense only scored 10 against East Carolina in Blacksburg the week before you played them!!

Please...new rule, you can not brag about beating a team that squeaked by a mid level USA team at home.

This post was edited on 8/23/08 at 3:03 am
Posted by TheDoc
doc is no more
Member since Dec 2005
99297 posts
Posted on 8/23/08 at 3:04 am to
quote:

LSU 45 ... Virginia Tech & a distraught Beamer ZERO


WRONG
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
47430 posts
Posted on 8/23/08 at 3:05 am to
What's the site for the App forums? I need to go over there and educate some folks on how to take a loss.
Posted by Ramah59
Ramah
Member since Aug 2008
839 posts
Posted on 8/23/08 at 3:51 am to
DOC ... my bad ... I'm absolutely wrong on this one good catch ... LSU 45, Miss. St Zero

We beat Beamer & Company 48-7

I get those two "back-bayou arse whoopins" of early 2007 cornfused ... It's been a systemic problem I have of late due to my dietary failure ... I have failed to ingest ENOUGH corndogs in the last month to have continuity of thoughts and OTHER THINGS ... I must digress ...

THE POINT:

LSU opens the season like a Category 5 hurricane on defense. Even with multiple substitutions, there can be only 1 way and with a single word to describe the punishment to opposing offenses ...

Withering
Posted by TheDoc
doc is no more
Member since Dec 2005
99297 posts
Posted on 8/23/08 at 4:22 am to
Oh, I agree with you.

Just about every Miles-led team, with enough time to be fully rested DESTROYS teams.

Opening games
Bowl games
Posted by Section28
Right Here
Member since Dec 2004
2133 posts
Posted on 8/23/08 at 9:21 am to
Question for the SlapAppies...Do you really believe lighting will strike twice???
Posted by Perrenial Powerhouse
Mandeville,LA via Boston
Member since Jan 2006
3640 posts
Posted on 8/23/08 at 9:28 am to
quote:

I'll make sure the OL sees this poem.


Well frick, that does it, now they'll have a fire under their asses and have their way with the best D-Line in the nation, we are fricked!

The sooner you numb nuts learn this isn't the so called Big House and a shitty Meechigan team this time around the better you'll enjoy the trip despite the brutal arse whipping you're sure to get.
Posted by Ramah59
Ramah
Member since Aug 2008
839 posts
Posted on 8/23/08 at 12:37 pm to
Ok, Towel Boy ... you go tell the OL they in for an arse whoopin ... on National TV

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Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72606 posts
Posted on 8/23/08 at 1:46 pm to
I don't think he has the score correct here either...I thought it was 41-7...
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