re: Mark Ingram

Mark Ingram sings the Baywatch theme while gargling peanut butter.......












...and peanut butter is Satan's nickname for the twins.

Mark Ingram is fueled by the tears of wounded orphans.

Mark Ingram does not turn his brights off when he sees oncoming traffic at night... while he drives slow in the left lane.

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Mark Ingram tips his waiter...

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Yes, I see what you did there, and you are right. However, Mark Ingram only tips a penny out of principle.

Mark Ingram pisses on graves




and then smears his shite on the tombstone

Ingram got ninja'd by Chuck Noris

Mark Ingram waits until the light turns yellow to go through an intersection

Mark Ingram had the cure for cancer, but lost it in a dice game.

Mark Ingram spits in waiters' food and then stiffs them on the tip.

Doesnt give a courtesy flush when attending a house party!