re: Man it sucks to come in to an office full of longhorns

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What is Texas' Defense ranked, nationally?

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Not sure where the Longhorns rank in total defense nationally but they are ranked #1 in the Big XII in scoring defense and they've played the #1, 3, 4 & 7 ranked scoring offenses in the country. Scoreboard!!

I always huck it up right back at them and talk about how AWESOME Coach Darrell Royal is, and how AWESOME Earl Campbell was, and how AWESOME Ricky Williams was, despite his drug problems, and how AWESOME Vince Young was, despite his mental problems and how much you love that COW on their sidelines at the games and that I'd love to do that little thing with my pointer and pinky fingers, but I'd spill my drink and how LUCKY they are that JUDGE KALISTE SALOOM told a young Joe Jamail to drop out of USL and go back to the University of Texas, and then close it out by telling them how weird it was to see Major Applewhite streaking through the quad wearing nothing but a Clemson flag yesterday.