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re: Johnny Manziel Listens to Nickelback

Posted on 10/17/12 at 9:48 am to
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
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35930 posts
Posted on 10/17/12 at 9:48 am to
Johnny Manziel comes to your party, drinks your beer and then starts hitting on your girlfriend.
Posted by Cap Crunch
Fire Alleva
Member since Dec 2010
54189 posts
Posted on 10/17/12 at 9:48 am to
Johnny Manziel always asks you if you want a piece of gum after he takes the last piece then gives you the empty pack
Posted by lsutigertalk
At Death Valley
Member since Apr 2004
5588 posts
Posted on 10/17/12 at 9:49 am to
Johnny Manziel made a rip off of Harvad baseball's "Call Me Maybe" routine by himself.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35930 posts
Posted on 10/17/12 at 9:50 am to
Johnny Manziel drinks the last drop of Kool Aid and then puts the pitcher back in the fridge.
Posted by PurpleAndGold86
Member since Jun 2012
11036 posts
Posted on 10/17/12 at 9:54 am to
Johnny Manziel uses his grandmothers car so that he can park in handicapped spots.
Posted by lsutigertalk
At Death Valley
Member since Apr 2004
5588 posts
Posted on 10/17/12 at 9:57 am to
Johnny Manziel used a wheel chair at Disney World so he could cut the lines.
Posted by crazyLSUfan
LA (Lower Alabama)
Member since Aug 2006
6698 posts
Posted on 10/17/12 at 10:00 am to
Johnny Manziel asked the lady at the main desk of Caesars Palace if it was in fact "the real Caesars Palace"
Posted by AAM02
Member since Jun 2010
835 posts
Posted on 10/17/12 at 10:00 am to
Johnny Manziel stole your nose. Oh no! Where'd it go? Johnny has it right there in his hand.
Posted by lsutigertalk
At Death Valley
Member since Apr 2004
5588 posts
Posted on 10/17/12 at 10:02 am to
Johnny Manziel carries a "man bag".
Posted by RobDione
Pensacola Beach
Member since Nov 2007
765 posts
Posted on 10/17/12 at 10:04 am to
Johnny Manziel's mom buys all her groceries at the Dollar Store
Posted by lsutigertalk
At Death Valley
Member since Apr 2004
5588 posts
Posted on 10/17/12 at 10:07 am to
quote:

Johnny Manziel's mom buys all her groceries at the Dollar Store


Johnny Manziel's mom stole her groceries from the dollar store and Johnny drove the getaway golf cart.
Posted by sheek
Lake Chuck
Member since Sep 2007
44150 posts
Posted on 10/17/12 at 10:14 am to
Johnny Manziels always shows up at your party with a bag of stale chips, drinks your beer, does your blow and pisses on your couch.
Posted by sheek
Lake Chuck
Member since Sep 2007
44150 posts
Posted on 10/17/12 at 10:18 am to
Johnny Manziel has sleepovers with AJ McCarron.
Posted by lsutigertalk
At Death Valley
Member since Apr 2004
5588 posts
Posted on 10/17/12 at 10:20 am to
Johnny Manziel pulls the chair from underneath a guy with a broken leg and laughs hysterically when he falls.
Posted by PurpleAndGold86
Member since Jun 2012
11036 posts
Posted on 10/17/12 at 10:21 am to
Johnny Manziel does Richard Simmons workout videos at 1 AM in his third floor apartment.
Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
35651 posts
Posted on 10/17/12 at 10:26 am to
quote:

Johnny Manziel has sleepovers with AJ McCarron.
i would too if i thought i'd catch a glimpse of aj's mom's sweet, sweet tits
Posted by RobDione
Pensacola Beach
Member since Nov 2007
765 posts
Posted on 10/17/12 at 10:27 am to
Johnny Manziel asks a guy with no arms if he needs a hand
Posted by sheek
Lake Chuck
Member since Sep 2007
44150 posts
Posted on 10/17/12 at 10:28 am to
McCarron's mom has a serious set of papaya's. She loves showing them off. I bet she is one big cougar IRL in Mobile.
Posted by lsutigertalk
At Death Valley
Member since Apr 2004
5588 posts
Posted on 10/17/12 at 10:28 am to
Johnny Manziel takes his ball and goes home when he losses.
Posted by sheek
Lake Chuck
Member since Sep 2007
44150 posts
Posted on 10/17/12 at 10:29 am to
Johnny Manziel uses Willie from Swamp People's dentist.
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