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re: I just walked out of where Jordan Jefferson
Posted on 4/15/09 at 7:01 pm to lsufan9193969700
Posted on 4/15/09 at 7:01 pm to lsufan9193969700
quote:
Went to the store. I needed some things.
Checking out the shelves, my cellphone rang.
While talking to my friend, I noticed this guy.
I was staring at him, then he gave me the eye.
He looked familiar, so I had to backtrack.
Then his importance was known, he was our Quarterback...
...And I jizzed in my pants....
I'm a little immature, you've gotta understand
...I jizzed in my pants....
I've never been cool in the presence of da MAN.
...I jizzed in my pants....
To be fair, he's been throwing a lot, plus the way he checks down got me bothered and hot.
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Posted on 4/15/09 at 7:05 pm to lsufan9193969700
quote:
Went to the store. I needed some things. Checking out the shelves, my cellphone rang. While talking to my friend, I noticed this guy. I was staring at him, then he gave me the eye. He looked familiar, so I had to backtrack. Then his importance was known, he was our Quarterback... ...And I jizzed in my pants.... I'm a little immature, you've gotta understand ...I jizzed in my pants.... I've never been cool in the presence of da MAN. ...I jizzed in my pants....
Awesome
Posted on 4/15/09 at 7:07 pm to Hideo Nomo
quote:
To be fair, he's been throwing a lot, plus the way he checks down got me bothered and hot.
Also nicely done.
Posted on 4/15/09 at 7:15 pm to xXMADMARDIGANXx
quote:
after hurricane gustav i saw, jj, quinton johnson, terrance tolliver, and tyson jackson at dominos on bob petit. jj was in a wife beater, and was pissed about how long his pizza was taking; was messing with quinton johnson about his fat arse always being hungry.
glen doresy poured me a shot at daiquiri cafe across the river.
talked to micheal clayton on a plane to atlanta right b/f the draft; i joked with him about not having to fly economy much longer.
bought justin vincent a drink at moon dogs in atl when he was trying out for the falcons; joked with him about when he made espns top 10 when patrick willis layed him out.
seen chris johnson at walmart in siegen market place.
seen big baby at varsity; joked with him about why they lost to ucla.
met shaq and chris jackson at an lsu basketball camp way back in the day.
i'll fill yall in when i remember who else i've met/seen throughout my life time ...
oh, oh ... seen byrd in ceba; gave him the you can't see me wave , he laughed and gave one back.
I know you're crackin', but I don't mind trivial anecdotes... such as your post, if there's a point. The thing that got me was....
quote:
Sometimes you gotta play it cool.
Posted on 4/15/09 at 7:47 pm to LA007
He works (or loiters for hours a day) at Air-Nu.
Posted on 4/15/09 at 7:53 pm to aibo synthetic
quote:
He works (or loiters for hours a day) at Air-Nu.
Thanks for the info.
Posted on 4/15/09 at 9:45 pm to Achee
quote:
Awesome
Thanks.
Posted on 4/15/09 at 9:48 pm to lsufan9193969700
Posted on 4/15/09 at 10:12 pm to Spankum
Remember the song when the "droopies" come around. 
Posted on 4/15/09 at 10:14 pm to lsufan9193969700
Posted on 4/15/09 at 10:22 pm to ETownTiger
I work with JJ, Scott, and Alexander. Saw JJ today as well. Shook his hand. I didnt bother him though. He had work to do. 
Posted on 4/15/09 at 10:33 pm to wranda2
Way to go man, high 5 on not bothering him
I think everybody acts like these guys are f-ing celebrities or something, and they act like talking to them is a mortal sin, so you shouldn't acknowledge them. Just act fricking normal and try to hide your little boner, and who gives a frick of you said hey to them, I mean why do we care if you saw the person???
I only care if he cussed you out and acted like an a-hole, you know, did something newsworthy!!!
Some of you act like you are talking to the Savior Jesus Christ or something, they are KIDS! who are only popular in our little community of LSU, so just say hey and move on with your day.
I think everybody acts like these guys are f-ing celebrities or something, and they act like talking to them is a mortal sin, so you shouldn't acknowledge them. Just act fricking normal and try to hide your little boner, and who gives a frick of you said hey to them, I mean why do we care if you saw the person???
I only care if he cussed you out and acted like an a-hole, you know, did something newsworthy!!!
Some of you act like you are talking to the Savior Jesus Christ or something, they are KIDS! who are only popular in our little community of LSU, so just say hey and move on with your day.
Posted on 4/15/09 at 10:43 pm to wranda2
Way to go...
Posted on 4/15/09 at 10:51 pm to lsufan9193969700
I am just one upping the guy that created this thread. I work with JJ. I thought it was pretty cool. How many people can say that. Im glad I got to meet him. 
Posted on 4/16/09 at 9:33 am to wranda2
Oh, I know. If I thought otherwise, I would have written a song about you, too.
Posted on 4/16/09 at 9:43 am to aibo synthetic
Are the Creeps starting to take over the RANT?
Even the name, aibo synthetic, sounds creepy.
The drooling Aibo Synthetic wins the ranter's Creep of the Week Award.
Even the name, aibo synthetic, sounds creepy.
The drooling Aibo Synthetic wins the ranter's Creep of the Week Award.
This post was edited on 4/16/09 at 9:54 am
Posted on 4/16/09 at 9:49 am to Bad Cat
It does sound strange, doesn't it? And the fact that he jizzes in his pants makes him even stranger. 
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