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re: I Ain't happy bout any number of things
Posted on 8/29/10 at 10:45 am to Lsupimp
Posted on 8/29/10 at 10:45 am to Lsupimp
quote:
i plan on making my opinion heard on these here boards come hell or high waters despite all you mediaogre people who got low expectations and who don't remember the REAL start of LSU football in 2003.
So what you are saying is your going to feed us your ignorance if it kills you...
Well do us all a favor and SHOOT YOUR frickING RETARDED ASSED SELF in the FUNCKING DUMBASSED head of yours!





Posted on 8/29/10 at 11:03 am to Flyin Tighas
Wanna wrassle ?
Cuz you ain't had a beat-down till the full fury of my Pear-Shaped- Disgruntlement sadistically rains blows upon your face and neck.
LSU sucks, Lester need to be relived of command, and dem that won't face it got there heads stuck in the dirt.
Cuz you ain't had a beat-down till the full fury of my Pear-Shaped- Disgruntlement sadistically rains blows upon your face and neck.

LSU sucks, Lester need to be relived of command, and dem that won't face it got there heads stuck in the dirt.

Posted on 8/29/10 at 11:17 am to Patch
your a fricking tool bag take a fricking english class yea reckon, fricking fig
Posted on 8/29/10 at 11:29 am to Lsupimp
no i want to shoot your arse in your ebonics talking mouth! 

Posted on 8/29/10 at 11:40 am to Flyin Tighas
I a'nt no ebony, I'm a TRUE Tiger fan that goes back the the GINISIS of LSU football, ...2003.
And I am tired of sufferin fools like ya'll that ain't got no idear what it takes to maintain a pogrom at the highest level !
Now,Stalin knew how to run a pogrom...
And Kim il Saban knows how to run a program.
But Lester from Ohio, he ain't worth the hay to feed him.
But I dye grass....

And I am tired of sufferin fools like ya'll that ain't got no idear what it takes to maintain a pogrom at the highest level !
Now,Stalin knew how to run a pogrom...
And Kim il Saban knows how to run a program.
But Lester from Ohio, he ain't worth the hay to feed him.
But I dye grass....



Posted on 8/29/10 at 11:49 am to Lsupimp
quote:
LSU sucks, Lester need to be relived of command, and dem that won't face it got there heads stuck in the dirt.
Your killing me pimp

I will try to telepathically restore the broken sarcasm meters on this site.
Funny shite

Posted on 8/29/10 at 11:57 am to Lsupimp
We better not lose that coin toss in Atlanta, or it's, 'Wait 'til next year'.
Posted on 8/29/10 at 12:09 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
Lsupimp
Dude aint never been in a ghetto..



Posted on 8/29/10 at 12:17 pm to Lsupimp
The old days are 2003? Are you kidding me?
Posted on 8/29/10 at 4:47 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
Yeah, an oldtimer who sits by me told me bout the prehistoric days of the 2001 SEC championship era.
Old days = 1999 and before
Modern days = 2000 to present
Posted on 8/29/10 at 4:49 pm to BCS Statmaster
quote:
We better not lose that coin toss in Atlanta, or it's, 'Wait 'til next year'.
That there is EXACTLY what I am talking bout.
Member whin Corch Saban went 14-0 on the flip that one year.
That kind of coinage command ain't by chance.
Saban had Zurich-trained scientists breakin down wind flow.
Corch Lester is lucky to even understand the concept of heads & tails !

I ain't happy about none of this !
And i'm gonna call in the radio and let em know.
I better sell my tickets stat !

Posted on 8/29/10 at 4:50 pm to MisterGreenjeans
It's truly baffling how some people can be so oblivious to the most blatant sarcasm. You amaze me.
Posted on 8/29/10 at 4:53 pm to Lsupimp
Wow...you've "followed" LSU football for what...7 years now? That's impressive.
Another poster had it right and I should've followed his advice after the "this season is dead..."
Good, then we can expect no more stupid posts from you...wait, for you, that's being redundant...this season! That would be great news!

Another poster had it right and I should've followed his advice after the "this season is dead..."
Good, then we can expect no more stupid posts from you...wait, for you, that's being redundant...this season! That would be great news!

Posted on 8/29/10 at 5:04 pm to TigerWatch
Do y'all seriously think the OP was being anything but blatantly facetious?? You people are the most gullible bunch of idiots I have ever seen 

This post was edited on 8/29/10 at 5:05 pm
Posted on 8/29/10 at 5:46 pm to Lsupimp
Here is why you are not really a TRUE fan...
1. Any one of your statements you said proves that you would rather see LSU lose
2. LSU will go 14-0 or maybe 13-1 instead.
3. It's not our fault that the Tarholes, Gumps, Gamecocks (can't think of a nickname for them) and probably everyone else we play except Vanderbilt cheats.
4. We could have beaten the best teams last year and then we would be ranked in the top 10 preseason!
5. Just because you do not remember games before 2003, let me tell you that if you think we suck now you should have seen us then.
6. On defense, the other team will have to stand two of their receivers over by PP7 and then their QB cannot throw to that side of the field.
7. The offensive line will be better because even though we lost some seniors, they weren't that good. Plus we have a new coach who coached at Florida and they won the national championship TWICE and they were VERY good last year.
8. Second year of defensive coordinators scheme means our defense will be better.
9. BOTH of our first two quarterbacks have experience.
10. You forgot to put a point number 5.
11. This is more points than your 10.
I have more points but I'll save them til later.
All of which proves you are not a REAL fan. QED
1. Any one of your statements you said proves that you would rather see LSU lose
2. LSU will go 14-0 or maybe 13-1 instead.
3. It's not our fault that the Tarholes, Gumps, Gamecocks (can't think of a nickname for them) and probably everyone else we play except Vanderbilt cheats.
4. We could have beaten the best teams last year and then we would be ranked in the top 10 preseason!
5. Just because you do not remember games before 2003, let me tell you that if you think we suck now you should have seen us then.
6. On defense, the other team will have to stand two of their receivers over by PP7 and then their QB cannot throw to that side of the field.
7. The offensive line will be better because even though we lost some seniors, they weren't that good. Plus we have a new coach who coached at Florida and they won the national championship TWICE and they were VERY good last year.
8. Second year of defensive coordinators scheme means our defense will be better.
9. BOTH of our first two quarterbacks have experience.
10. You forgot to put a point number 5.
11. This is more points than your 10.
I have more points but I'll save them til later.
All of which proves you are not a REAL fan. QED
Posted on 8/29/10 at 6:11 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
Lsupimp
quote:
I STILL ain't happy bout any number of things !
I feel ya brotha, it's hard on a pimp these days.
Back in the day (2003) when PimpSaban waz PimpSlappin Biznays we wuz all pimpin at LARGE.
Now we got this hat wearin cracker that wont let a brother give the ball to Shep.
Plus he's violating peepoles rights and junk.
I'm wit cha dog, I aint happy bout any number of thangs neither.
Ls UP Baby, keep Pimp alive!
Posted on 8/29/10 at 6:17 pm to Bread Orgeron
quote:
It's truly baffling how some people can be so oblivious to the most blatant sarcasm. You amaze me.
True +1
Posted on 8/29/10 at 7:12 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
Member whin Corch Saban went 14-0 on the flip that one year. That kind of coinage command ain't by chance. Saban had Zurich-trained scientists breakin down wind flow. Corch Lester is lucky to even understand the concept of heads & tails !
Chill Pimp...Les will not fall victim to 'the process', has strategy! Saban D cannot disrupt...spike the ball on 4th down. When properly executed, 100% success.
Posted on 9/14/10 at 8:31 pm to BCS Statmaster
I came up with a theory of sorts an started running these here numbers and I ain't happy bout what I done found after analyzation.
Some say Lester is 53-15.
The truth is :
*2005 Saban's players 11 wins Lester 2 losses!
*2006 saban's players 11 wins Lester 2 losses.
*2007 Saban's players 12 wins Lester 2 losses
*2008 Les gets his first taste of victory at LSU with a big win over Troy. The other seven wins belong to Saban's players and the four losses belong to Lester.
*2009 Finally Saban's players are gone and our Corch Lester stands on his own two toes. i give him credit for all his victory except for Miss St (which goes to chad jones) but his incontinence against Ole Miss cancels that out too plus losing to a Big 10 team in a bowl counts double.
*2010 NCAA gets credit for one win and Vandy don't count.
I put all this in my fotball disgronificator and I ain't happy with the results !
Here's the total since 2005:
Nick Saban-41 victories & zero defeets.
Les Miles 15 losses/8 wins
Chad jones: One victory.
NCAA: One victory.
This is one more thing I ain't happy about !
Some say Lester is 53-15.

The truth is :
*2005 Saban's players 11 wins Lester 2 losses!
*2006 saban's players 11 wins Lester 2 losses.
*2007 Saban's players 12 wins Lester 2 losses
*2008 Les gets his first taste of victory at LSU with a big win over Troy. The other seven wins belong to Saban's players and the four losses belong to Lester.
*2009 Finally Saban's players are gone and our Corch Lester stands on his own two toes. i give him credit for all his victory except for Miss St (which goes to chad jones) but his incontinence against Ole Miss cancels that out too plus losing to a Big 10 team in a bowl counts double.
*2010 NCAA gets credit for one win and Vandy don't count.
I put all this in my fotball disgronificator and I ain't happy with the results !
Here's the total since 2005:
Nick Saban-41 victories & zero defeets.
Les Miles 15 losses/8 wins
Chad jones: One victory.
NCAA: One victory.
This is one more thing I ain't happy about !
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