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re: How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Posted on 4/22/15 at 11:37 pm to extremetigerfanatic
Posted on 4/22/15 at 11:37 pm to extremetigerfanatic
I literally LOL'd at the ladder turning one. The hat pic is a (bad) photoshop, it's at a cubs game. Go Cards.
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Posted on 4/22/15 at 11:49 pm to geaux88
quote:
Q: Why did the Aggie cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:20 am to RogerTheShrubber
There was an aggie that was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
The aggie wrote a note saying "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the city playground. Signed, An aggie."
The aggie then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the aggie checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath that pecan tree. The aggie opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note. The note said, "How could an aggie do this to another aggie?!"
An aggie rancher visited another rancher while vacationing in Australia. Upon being shown the Australian rancher's large farmland, the boisterous aggie proudly exclaimed that his ranch back in Texas was several times larger. The two then walked over to where the Australian cattle were grazing. Not surprisingly, the aggie bragged that his longhorn cattle were twice as large.
A few moments later several kangaroos ran past the ranch, and the aggie asked, "What in the world are those?"
The Australian replied, "Don't you have grasshoppers in Texas?"
The aggie wrote a note saying "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the city playground. Signed, An aggie."
The aggie then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the aggie checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath that pecan tree. The aggie opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note. The note said, "How could an aggie do this to another aggie?!"
An aggie rancher visited another rancher while vacationing in Australia. Upon being shown the Australian rancher's large farmland, the boisterous aggie proudly exclaimed that his ranch back in Texas was several times larger. The two then walked over to where the Australian cattle were grazing. Not surprisingly, the aggie bragged that his longhorn cattle were twice as large.
A few moments later several kangaroos ran past the ranch, and the aggie asked, "What in the world are those?"
The Australian replied, "Don't you have grasshoppers in Texas?"
This post was edited on 4/23/15 at 12:25 am
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:38 am to offshoretrash
Think my last ones got whacked, might have been a little too much but I'll give more joke.
Two condoms were walking down the street. One condom saw an aggie bar and said to the other condom, "hey, you want to go get sh#t faced?"
Two condoms were walking down the street. One condom saw an aggie bar and said to the other condom, "hey, you want to go get sh#t faced?"
This post was edited on 4/23/15 at 12:42 am
Posted on 4/23/15 at 6:16 am to BeauCephus307
Why do Aggies put their college diplomas on the dashboard of their car?...so they can park in the handicap spots!
Posted on 4/23/15 at 6:30 am to BeauCephus307
1 to screw in the bulb
a 2nd to call it a tradition
a 3rd to make everyone else feel awkward about it
a 2nd to call it a tradition
a 3rd to make everyone else feel awkward about it
Posted on 4/23/15 at 7:17 am to Vanilla Coke
How many aggies does it take to take a shower?
5. One to take the shower and the other four spitting.
5. One to take the shower and the other four spitting.
Posted on 4/23/15 at 7:20 am to Tiger Ree
What's the easiest way to sink an Aggie submarine?
Send a diver down to knock on the hatch !!!
Send a diver down to knock on the hatch !!!
Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:33 am to Tiger Ree
Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:58 am to TeddyPadillac
mardi gras at ATM
Posted on 4/23/15 at 1:58 pm to BeauCephus307
Why do TEXAS A&M graduates hang their diplomas
from the rear view mirror?
To justify their handicapped parking
from the rear view mirror?
To justify their handicapped parking
This post was edited on 4/23/15 at 2:46 pm
Posted on 4/23/15 at 2:00 pm to BeauCephus307
How many TEXAS A & M freshmen does it take to change
a light bulb?
None, it's a second year course.
a light bulb?
None, it's a second year course.
This post was edited on 4/23/15 at 3:37 pm
Posted on 4/23/15 at 2:42 pm to Armymann50
To justify their handicapped parking
Posted on 4/23/15 at 2:43 pm to Armymann50
None, it's a second year course.
Posted on 4/23/15 at 2:43 pm to Armymann50
13.
12 to do it and one to patent the way they did it and call it the best tradition in light bulb replacement.
12 to do it and one to patent the way they did it and call it the best tradition in light bulb replacement.
Posted on 4/23/15 at 3:14 pm to lsutigers1992
I'm deep in Crown at Walk Ons... Come on by the back porch and this Aggie will buy you special assholes a few drinks.
Posted on 4/23/15 at 3:17 pm to Ball Gravy
One, and he gets to make out with his girlfriend afterwards!
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