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Posted on 4/22/15 at 11:21 am to BeauCephus307
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One to hold the light bulb, one to provide the rectum, and two to turn the rectum provider.
One to hold the light bulb, one to provide the rectum, and two to turn the rectum provider.
Posted on 4/22/15 at 12:00 pm to geaux88
Posted on 4/22/15 at 12:01 pm to BeauCephus307
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One, but he gets 3 hours credit.
It's funny because A&M is a way better school than LSU loL!
Posted on 4/22/15 at 12:19 pm to TigerKurt
Why did they quit selling M&Ms at Aggie football games?
They were too hard to peel.
They were too hard to peel.
Posted on 4/22/15 at 12:21 pm to BeauCephus307
A girl goes to the doctor:
Doctor: "What seems to be the problem?"
Girl: "My body is on fire."
(She touched her arm and screamed. She touched her cheek and screamed even louder.)
Doctor: "You are an Aggie, aren't you?"
Girl: "Yeah, how did you know?"
Doctor: "Your finger's broken."
Doctor: "What seems to be the problem?"
Girl: "My body is on fire."
(She touched her arm and screamed. She touched her cheek and screamed even louder.)
Doctor: "You are an Aggie, aren't you?"
Girl: "Yeah, how did you know?"
Doctor: "Your finger's broken."
Posted on 4/22/15 at 12:23 pm to BeauCephus307
Two Aggies are on a farm one day and decide to climb up to the top of a barm. In the process, they knocked down the ladder and were stuck on the top of the barn. They wondered how they would get down, then decided to try to find a nice landing spot.
Aggie 1: How about that nice bale of hay over there?
Aggie 2: Nah, that's not soft or deep enough. But there's a pile of manure over there. Tell you what, I'll jump down and let you know how deep it is.
Aggie 2 jumps.
Aggie 1: How deep is it?
Aggie 2 (yelling): About ankle-deep.
Aggie 1 jumps down and is up to his neck in manure.
Aggie 1: I thought you said it was ankle-deep.
Aggie 2: It is, if you jump head first.
Aggie 1: How about that nice bale of hay over there?
Aggie 2: Nah, that's not soft or deep enough. But there's a pile of manure over there. Tell you what, I'll jump down and let you know how deep it is.
Aggie 2 jumps.
Aggie 1: How deep is it?
Aggie 2 (yelling): About ankle-deep.
Aggie 1 jumps down and is up to his neck in manure.
Aggie 1: I thought you said it was ankle-deep.
Aggie 2: It is, if you jump head first.
Posted on 4/22/15 at 12:57 pm to BeauCephus307
Aggie walks into a doctor's office with a toad on his head. The doctor says"what seems to be the problem?". The toad replies "can you burn this wart off my arse".
This post was edited on 4/22/15 at 12:58 pm
Posted on 4/22/15 at 12:59 pm to BeauCephus307
As many as they can fit in there.
Posted on 4/22/15 at 1:28 pm to therick711
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Aggy enters the house carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, laying in bed, reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." Aggy replies, "If you weren't so stupid, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
Love it!
Posted on 4/22/15 at 1:32 pm to Sandy_Ash
Nothing remotely funny about this at all.
Posted on 4/22/15 at 2:08 pm to lsu2006
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It's funny because A&M is a way better school than LSU loL!
Posted on 4/22/15 at 2:12 pm to BeauCephus307
aggies drive them into the socket w/ a hammer! 
Posted on 4/22/15 at 2:15 pm to BeauCephus307
Two Aggies go fishing. Their small outboard motor hits a log and falls to bottom of lake. They both dive to the bottom. One Aggie starts pulling the start chord. The other Aggie says,"what are you doing idiot, choke it".
Posted on 4/22/15 at 2:17 pm to BeauCephus307
Sorry, brah.
Just the fax.
frick A&M, though. Bunch of weirdos.
Just the fax.
frick A&M, though. Bunch of weirdos.
Posted on 4/22/15 at 2:29 pm to lsuroadie
Both driving classes and sex ed have been cancelled at atm.
The mule died.
The mule died.
This post was edited on 4/22/15 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 4/22/15 at 2:30 pm to lsu2006
Yeah, re-purposing "dumb" or "blonde" jokes for Texas A&M seems pretty stupid itself considering its a fantastic school with a very successful alumni base.
We should pick on their weirdness, ugly women, communist Russia style architecture, and homoerotic cadets instead.
We should pick on their weirdness, ugly women, communist Russia style architecture, and homoerotic cadets instead.
Posted on 4/22/15 at 2:44 pm to TheCaterpillar
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We should pick on their weirdness, ugly women, communist Russia style architecture, and homoerotic cadets instead.
Yeah, it's almost too easy.
I'll admit, I went in 2012 and had a pretty damn good time. They have some fun bars and good people. Still... very, very cultish.
Posted on 4/22/15 at 2:46 pm to lsu2006
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Yeah, it's almost too easy.
I'll admit, I went in 2012 and had a pretty damn good time. They have some fun bars and good people. Still... very, very cultish.
I've been and thought it was dreary and boring. But to each his own.
I wasn't there for LSU or big sport weekend either, which I think gave me a more accurate portrayal of the city when its in normal day to day.
FTR, I think Baton Rouge blows too
This post was edited on 4/22/15 at 2:47 pm
Posted on 4/22/15 at 2:48 pm to TheCaterpillar
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I wasn't there for LSU or big sport weekend either, which I think is a more accurate portrayal of a city.
Yeah, probably. Everyone was jacked up to finally have a big SEC game. I had a good time, but I'm easily entertained.
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FTR, I think Baton Rouge blows too
Not exactly an Earth-shattering analysis.
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