How does Ensminger’s Brain function ?

Number of chess championships my high school won = 5

LSU points vs. Bama = 0

I understand that you win some and lose some. But then again, you have to score.

We have the worst play calling. We win games because we have the talent to do that.

Has coach o ever watched the saints play? Does he own a tv ? That’s a damn offense. They have better play choices on MADDEN 1999 than what LSU calls.

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it... and if it’s BROKEN don’t fix it. This is what coach o believes. If my team got less than 100 yards in a half... why would a human think that it would work in the second half. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

A good comparison would be if BAMA vs. LSU were in a war and Bama had guns and lsu didn’t. In coach O’s mind, he would continuously attempt to win with sticks and rocks while ANY OTHER HUMAN. would say... “maybe these damn sticks aren’t doing anything... let’s try and maybe get a gun and see if we can’t win this thing”

I can’t bare seeing how bad we are. I mean why we get some QB from the pac 12 that can make a basic pass MORE THAN 2 times in a row. I hope you are seeing this Coach O... cause you got a thick thick skull if you think that offense will ever work. Ever.