For those going to Oxford, remember this

Ole Miss is the vastly inferior program and school, in every way. They are beneath LSU academically, financially, and, the obvious, athletically.

So, when you go to Oxford and visit the Square and The Grove, be prepared, you’re going to hear it from needle dick Fletcher in a bow tie and Kaylee in a sundress. But remember

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They seem genuinely convinced they're members of some landed Southern aristocracy because they own a blazer, drink bourbon, and once stood near a chandelier. That's what makes Ole Miss arrogance so spectacular. Texas arrogance is backed by money, academics, and championships. Alabama arrogance is backed by the greatest football dynasty the sport has ever seen. Ole Miss arrogance is backed by a bow tie, a tailgate, and a deeply held conviction that putting on loafers magically transforms a Mississippi redneck into a member of the British peerage. They're not even pretending to be athletic royalty anymore. They've skipped directly to pretending they're actual royalty. The Grove isn't Versailles. Oxford isn't the Hamptons. And wearing pastel pants while getting hammered under a tent doesn't make you high society. It makes you a redneck with a dress code.”

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