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Eaux Canada! (Cajun poem to welcome him since he reads TD)
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:24 am
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:24 am
Eaux Canada!
Eaux how I’m glad you are here,
The anxiety of LSU will soon disappear.
The slate is clean, the cupboard not bare,
Make Akers a Tiger, and start with a flair!
Already forgot ‘bout a punk named Lane Kiffin,
Yeah baw, dat’s a Bama victory I’m sniffing.
Wit you and my boy, Dave A-ran-da,
I’m stiff like a link of spicy Manda.
No matter if Etling o Scott o even if Brennan,
Get on this train for some serious winning.
‘Cuz wit you in place now, recruitment will rally,
You bout to ‘sperience some wins in the real Death Valley!
So welcome aboard, let’s part that Red Sea,
We don’t need Moses for this history.
With Guice and da boys, and Canada we ride,
We’ll soon be feeling dat Louisiana pride!
Eaux how I’m glad you are here,
The anxiety of LSU will soon disappear.
The slate is clean, the cupboard not bare,
Make Akers a Tiger, and start with a flair!
Already forgot ‘bout a punk named Lane Kiffin,
Yeah baw, dat’s a Bama victory I’m sniffing.
Wit you and my boy, Dave A-ran-da,
I’m stiff like a link of spicy Manda.
No matter if Etling o Scott o even if Brennan,
Get on this train for some serious winning.
‘Cuz wit you in place now, recruitment will rally,
You bout to ‘sperience some wins in the real Death Valley!
So welcome aboard, let’s part that Red Sea,
We don’t need Moses for this history.
With Guice and da boys, and Canada we ride,
We’ll soon be feeling dat Louisiana pride!
This post was edited on 12/14/16 at 12:57 pm
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Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:27 am to LSUMANINVA
This made me throw up a little in my mouth.
Couldn't you have waited until after lunch to post this? Or not posted it at all?
Couldn't you have waited until after lunch to post this? Or not posted it at all?
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:28 am to Wind
I actually did it during my lunch. I hope you were eating something good since you tasted it twice.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:29 am to LSUMANINVA
Bit obsessive are we?
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:30 am to LSUMANINVA
quote:
Make Akers a Tiger, and start with a flare!
Like this?
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:31 am to LSUMANINVA
Eaux Canada eaux Canada you bring us great cheer
I can already smell the fall gumbo and beer
We need to get this offense slinging the ball
We should have never given Kiffin a call
You best be good like these cracklins I'm snackin
Or it won't be long and we send your arse packin
I can already smell the fall gumbo and beer
We need to get this offense slinging the ball
We should have never given Kiffin a call
You best be good like these cracklins I'm snackin
Or it won't be long and we send your arse packin
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:32 am to fr33manator
oops....thanks! Now you can post a pic with some real flair.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:36 am to tigerintexas777
quote:
Eaux Canada eaux Canada you bring us great cheer I can already smell the fall gumbo and beer We need to get this offense slinging the ball We should have never given Kiffin a call You best be good like these cracklins I'm snackin Or it won't be long and we send your arse packin
gold....pure gold
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:40 am to LSUMANINVA
Oh Canada, our not so native man
True cajun love in all the recruits command
With glowing hearts we see thee rise
The Dirty South strong and free
From far and wide, O Canada,
We give our Guards to thee
God keep our state fenced up not free
O Canada, we give our Guards to thee
O Canada, we give our Guards to thee
True cajun love in all the recruits command
With glowing hearts we see thee rise
The Dirty South strong and free
From far and wide, O Canada,
We give our Guards to thee
God keep our state fenced up not free
O Canada, we give our Guards to thee
O Canada, we give our Guards to thee
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:42 am to LSUMANINVA
Why are you people so embarrassing?
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:43 am to TH03
quote:
Why are you people so embarrassing?
because we have senses of humor
you should consider developing one
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:45 am to LSUMANINVA
quote:
Yeah baw, dat’s a Bama victory I’m sniffing
Best part LSU is on an Upslope!
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:46 am to TH03
quote:
Why are you people so embarrassing?
I feel sorry for you, I really do. I'm sorry you expect so much more from The Rant. You might be looking in the wrong place for personal pride and satisfaction.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:46 am to LSUMANINVA
This is some particularly overpowering cringe
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:50 am to lsu2006
quote:
This is some particularly overpowering cringe
All in good fun and if it makes you feel better, your post gave me a good laugh.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 12:36 pm to LSUMANINVA
eaux man in va
just go away
try again manana
to spell Louisiana
you ignorant bastard...
just go away
try again manana
to spell Louisiana
you ignorant bastard...
This post was edited on 12/14/16 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 12/14/16 at 12:40 pm to LSUMANINVA
Post less.
A lot less.
A lot less.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 2:25 pm to timlan2057
quote:
Post less. A lot less.
I'm so sorry you didn't get your Jimbeaux.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 2:36 pm to LSUMANINVA
Cringe. Worthy.
You people never cease to amaze me.
You people never cease to amaze me.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 2:59 pm to SetTheMood
quote:
You people
We fun, loving, happy people say hi to you and your people.
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