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re: Calling Down The Trough... The Beast Has Been Awakened!!!

Posted on 11/2/11 at 6:41 pm to
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8276 posts
Posted on 11/2/11 at 6:41 pm to
quote:

What are the signs of the forthcoming of the trough?
The bags under my eyes, the empty bottle of Mini-Thins on the floor, the scent of Joop! and vomit, and the relentless ticking of the metronome.

It's coming. Or going. It's hard to say through the mylar.
Posted by rumproast
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 11/2/11 at 8:31 pm to
You know, one of my favorite parts of the Trough was the subtle addition of a picture of a new brand of meat that was added into the Trough heading each successive week. You had to really look to notice it. Why I remember this shite I have no idea, but I digress.... I'm wondering whether the newest installment of the Trough will include a new meat product. If so, gosh.....what could it possibly be? (I'm betting on a Whalapaloza Bison Banger...but that may just be my wishful thinking..)
This post was edited on 11/2/11 at 8:32 pm
Posted by Prominentwon
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Posted on 11/3/11 at 8:08 am to
Can we get an update here?
Posted by TheDoc
doc is no more
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Posted on 11/3/11 at 8:10 am to
Update?
Posted by Prominentwon
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Member since Jan 2005
94671 posts
Posted on 11/3/11 at 8:10 am to
quote:

I can confirm that there's been a motion that an approval has been issued to form a panel to build a council to vote on a committee to begin THE TROUGHING PROCESS™©®

The apparatus is rusty and the ichor vials that power it are soaking in warm soapy water now.

I make no promises, save one: I'll give it the old Rant try.

This means it may be poorly worded, overwrought, devoid of substantive content, and emotionally unstable. Let's see what comes out when we repair the spigot.


Nevermind. Just caught it.
Posted by LSUtigersarefun
Member since Aug 2009
9602 posts
Posted on 11/3/11 at 8:11 am to
I just checked the website and I couldn't see anything posted. But my fingers are crossed.
Posted by Prominentwon
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Member since Jan 2005
94671 posts
Posted on 11/3/11 at 8:12 am to
This was posted yesterday!

quote:

Shooting for tomorrow. The story arc still needs some hot rock massage. ...



This post was edited on 11/3/11 at 8:13 am
Posted by White Shadeaux
In the nicest parts of hell
Member since Jan 2006
24114 posts
Posted on 11/3/11 at 8:13 am to
Someone needs to put up the Bat Signal when this is unleashed.
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8276 posts
Posted on 11/3/11 at 8:15 am to
Sorry, it's tomorrow. I think I've bit off more than I could chew; the meaty morsels were glistening with their own fatty juices that I thought I could do more than I can, and now I remember why I burned the farm in the first place.

I will say this: it's big. It's weird.

Here's a taste.
Posted by Prominentwon
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Member since Jan 2005
94671 posts
Posted on 11/3/11 at 8:15 am to
Im sure it'll be stickied. At least, it better.
Posted by Prominentwon
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Member since Jan 2005
94671 posts
Posted on 11/3/11 at 8:20 am to
quote:

Sorry, it's tomorrow.


Posted by Prominentwon
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Member since Jan 2005
94671 posts
Posted on 11/3/11 at 8:21 am to



quote:

KADRONBOOONE!!!
This post was edited on 11/3/11 at 8:21 am
Posted by White Shadeaux
In the nicest parts of hell
Member since Jan 2006
24114 posts
Posted on 11/3/11 at 8:21 am to
Chicageaux....you know you can fill up a blender with all of your favorite dead animal fleshy parts, and a dollop of strawberry wine and ice cream and then make a delicious meat smoothie.

Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8276 posts
Posted on 11/3/11 at 8:22 am to
quote:

Chicageaux....you know you can fill up a blender with all of your favorite dead animal fleshy parts, and a dollop of strawberry wine and ice cream and then make a delicious meat smoothie.
"Meemaw, dis shake ting you made - dis got dat HPV flava I like a lot."
Posted by White Shadeaux
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Member since Jan 2006
24114 posts
Posted on 11/3/11 at 8:23 am to
mmmmmmmmHPV

Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
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Posted on 11/3/11 at 8:24 am to
Posted by LSUDonMCO
Orlando
Member since Dec 2003
8151 posts
Posted on 11/3/11 at 8:25 am to
Nice poem but that Corn Dog crap gets on my nerves!
Posted by TAILGATEMAN
Nine Mile Cut
Member since Sep 2009
692 posts
Posted on 11/3/11 at 8:25 am to
Thanks for the tiny morsels leading to the main meal. I am waiting with napkin in hand
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8276 posts
Posted on 11/3/11 at 8:26 am to
quote:

I am waiting with napkin in hand
Dude just get a crew sock
Posted by White Shadeaux
In the nicest parts of hell
Member since Jan 2006
24114 posts
Posted on 11/3/11 at 8:27 am to
...and lotion.
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