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Behind the scenes look at Texas during LSU game week

Posted on 9/9/19 at 3:56 pm
Posted by tigerroar458
Member since Sep 2019
21 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 3:56 pm
I know the dislike for Yahoo hacks around here, but there are some gems in this piece, written by a journalist embedded with the Texas team for the LSU game week.
Enjoy…
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“During bed check at the team hotel the night before the LSU game, a group of special team players awaited Texas coach Tom Herman with the most fitting tradition — an elaborate skit by the specialists. Linebacker Cort Jaquess dressed up as Ed Orgeron, with the sketch introduced as an alternate reality: What if Herman had taken the LSU job and Orgeron was the head coach at Texas? Herman cracked up and nodded approvingly at every one of Jaquess’ deep Cajun growls.”


quote:

“Gameday traditions include obstacle courses with pillow fights and dance circles.”


quote:

“There was plenty of laughter and mocking of the crude LSU fans’ spelling and accents. Ehlinger joked in the offensive staff room that he could picture a caller, who’d made multiple crude references to a tiger’s anatomy, sitting on his couch with “three teeth and a bottle of whisky.”


The best parts
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“Ehlinger sat alone at his locker and stared at the ground. He fiddled with a wristband in his hands, and after two minutes of a blank expression he peeled off his black socks. He tossed them to the ground in disgust and resumed sitting slumped, eyes fixated on the ground.”
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“The Texas coaches’ locker room carried a similar shell-shocked vibe. Defensive coordinator Todd Orlando, after his unit gave up 573 yards, sat shirtless and motionless on a leather chair for about four minutes. He occasionally shook his head in disbelief.”




Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107108 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 3:59 pm to
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14354 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 3:59 pm to
quote:

“The Texas coaches’ locker room carried a similar shell-shocked vibe. Defensive coordinator Todd Orlando, after his unit gave up 573 yards, sat shirtless and motionless on a leather chair for about four minutes. He occasionally shook his head in disbelief.”


Naked and afraid..
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
34427 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 3:59 pm to
They earned it for being massive pussies all week
This post was edited on 9/9/19 at 4:30 pm
Posted by LouisianaLonghorn
Austin, Texas
Member since Jan 2006
15691 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

There was plenty of laughter and mocking of the crude LSU fans’ spelling and accents


Who's laughing now, bitches?
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
26432 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 4:08 pm to
I can’t wait to beat them again next year
Posted by MSG
B.R.
Member since Dec 2007
11266 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 4:15 pm to
Going to be tough with their QB back and us losing ours...
Posted by Geauxstbuster
Member since Sep 2016
333 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 4:19 pm to
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Going to be tough with their QB back and us losing ours...



That's not a guarantee. I'm pretty sure Ehlinger is a junior and will be draft-eligible.
This post was edited on 9/9/19 at 4:19 pm
Posted by NickLestiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2016
216 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 4:26 pm to
What? Next man up!
Posted by klrstix
Shreveport, LA
Member since Oct 2006
3506 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 4:29 pm to
quote:


That's not a guarantee. I'm pretty sure Ehlinger is a junior and will be draft-eligible.



true.. However, I am certain the no one on that Texas squad has been exposed to a hostile home crowd like they will be next year...

This post was edited on 9/9/19 at 7:56 pm
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
296793 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

The Texas coaches’ locker room carried a similar shell-shocked vibe. Defensive coordinator Todd Orlando, after his unit gave up 573 yards, sat shirtless and motionless on a leather chair for about four minutes. He occasionally shook his head in disbelief.”


They truly didn't believe the LSU offense had improved that much. It was shocking to them
Posted by LouisianaLonghorn
Austin, Texas
Member since Jan 2006
15691 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

I can’t wait to beat them again next year


It will be tough if ehlinger returns. Overall, Texas is a young team.

I can't help it, but I have to call bullshite on this quote from the article:

"Strength coach Yancy McKnight got a call from a blocked number that left a voicemail in which the caller threatened to kill McKnight’s family. “You’ll find your family hung in the kitchen with their throats slit,” the voicemail to McKnight said. The caller punctuated with the message: “F--- you.”

I doubt that few, if any, LSU fans know who the UT strength and conditioning coach is. Even if they did, why in hell would they single out his family for a death threat?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

“Gameday traditions include obstacle courses with pillow fights and dance circles.”


Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 4:35 pm to
quote:

It will be tough if ehlinger returns. Overall, Texas is a young team.



If Ehlinger returns, they'll be preseason top 3 I think.

That team is stacked with young talent and Ehlinger is really damn good.

Makes me preemptively very depressed that we won't have Burrow after this year. He is the king of this team.
Posted by bootyswamper
Paulina KopKop
Member since Nov 2004
2371 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

“Gameday traditions include obstacle courses with pillow biting and dance circles.”


fify
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107108 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

“Gameday traditions include obstacle courses with pillow fights and dance circles.”



And all this time we were singling out the Aggies, when it appears they learned it from their big brother.
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
20540 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 5:01 pm to
One thing that won’t change about the game next year. Their DBs still won’t be able to cover our WRs
Posted by SportTiger1
Stonewall, LA
Member since Feb 2007
29856 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 5:02 pm to
what did i just read?

why are people so weird
This post was edited on 9/9/19 at 5:02 pm
Posted by SportTiger1
Stonewall, LA
Member since Feb 2007
29856 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 5:03 pm to
quote:
“Ehlinger sat alone at his locker and stared at the ground. He fiddled with a wristband in his hands, and after two minutes of a blank expression he peeled off his black socks. He tossed them to the ground in disgust and resumed sitting slumped, eyes fixated on the ground.”
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quote:
“The Texas coaches’ locker room carried a similar shell-shocked vibe. Defensive coordinator Todd Orlando, after his unit gave up 573 yards, sat shirtless and motionless on a leather chair for about four minutes. He occasionally shook his head in disbelief.”
Posted by bluestem75
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2007
4918 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 5:03 pm to
This article makes their inside culture look incredibly immature. I get that they’re college kids and need to have fun, but damn... smh
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