re: Are y'all ready for your whuppin?

The Corn Dog Credo

I am an LSU fan. When people walk by me, they say, "Damn, that guy smells AWESOME." That is because I smell like nature's most perfect food - a corn dog. My meaty flavorful center is guarded by a smooth dense crust, like a golden brown sheath of battle. I am constantly surrounded by a hug of savory cornmeal, and I stand ready - stick in rear - to throw your mouth a flavor party.

Smelling like a corn dog means never having to rely on Charmin to celebrate a victory, in the way only high schoolers can.

Smelling like a corn dog means never having to shake a pom-pom.

Smelling like a corn dog means never having to face the ignominy of fielding a special teams player who can only get fired up fighting the band.

Smelling like a corn dog means I can inhale the sweet smell of corn dogs instead of having to smell the bull dung emanating from the field when a "can't boost off a player on the PAT" penalty is thrown, or a magical pass interference penalty VANISHES...POOF!.

Smelling like a corn dog means I get to see touchdowns instead of field goals, so many so that even the field goal kicker is allowed to get some, too.

Smelling like a corn dog means feeling the earth shake.

Smelling like a corn dog means not losing to Mississippi State.

Smelling like a corn dog means celebrating a parade of colorful characters from Elvis to Superman to pimps, and it means never having to wear orange pants and ties, looking like a foot soldier in a jackass army.

Smelling like a corn dog means seeing an actual BCS championship trophy on campus.


In seasons and in days of light and dark, may the corn dog oil never a spark.
To towering trees that scrape horizon's line, may you fall with fury to be carved in time,
Into a stick, a pillar, a miniature log; a shape becomes a cog in the center of the dog.
Oh corn, you corn, growing high to noble story, may the rippling wind be a harbinger of much greater glory.
And to barnyard beasts who form a most columnar meat, may they prance with delight at such a remarkable feat.
For to forever power smell and flavor, it must be an honor to truly savor.
Golden brown and delicious, this much becomes clear: if you smell a corn dog, an LSU Tiger is near.

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you're killing me, honk. just answer the question.

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I did. I said, 'Dude gets around.'

pssst^^That's what I think about him^^ mmmmmmmmmK?

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I did. I said, 'Dude gets around.'

pssst^^That's what I think about him^^ mmmmmmmmmK?

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oh. ok, now answer the one about what your friends smell like. hurry up, it's almost closing time.

honk... drop the corndog thing. it seriously came form OU/Nebraska. Nebraska CORNhuskers... get it? CORN-husker CORN-dog! give it up.

hey steven4bama... any more texts or calls from your new friend?

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oh. ok, now answer the one about what your friends smell like. hurry up, it's almost closing time.

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Though I'm sure I'll need to explain this to you 3 or 4 more times, the best smell is no smell. I don't hang out with stankin arse loserana corndawgs. Nor do I care for hairless necklace wearing morons with colone on.

THE BEST SMELL IS NO SMELL when it comes to men.

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hey steven4bama... any more texts or calls from your new friend?

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HELL YEAH I'll never make that mistake again



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Auburn Sucks!! God what an awful team

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Would you say they are overrated like you guys said about Clemson ? If so, watch out for Bama fans if you win giving LSU crap about jaw jawing over a win against an overrated opponent.

On the flip side, if you lose, are you gonna stick to that statement and say you got beat by an awfull team that sucks ?

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Has anyone ever been to Auburn? Baton Rouge is Vegas compared to that shitehole. I'm sure his internet is dial-up. There is no amount of Prozac that would allow me to live there. A cat 5 hurricane could come through Baton Rouge twice a week and it would still have more to offer than Auburn. I honestly can't think of an SEC school in a bigger dump. If that town had one horse, they'd probably take turns riding it, brokeback style. Auburn sucks.

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Auburn has three exits that connect to one street

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HONKifUvCOACHED4BAMA

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pay attention. corndogs are delicious. they smell fantastic. get over it, man. you know when you were a kid and you mom surprised you by not cooking her chicken and dumplings (because that's what ya'll eat) and put some corndogs on the table, you were- don't lie.

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THE BEST SMELL IS NO SMELL

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I kinda like the smell of cinnamon, vanilla, and KY.