Andy Staples has Les Miles Figured Out! Power Rankings...

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Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut: Face it. Les Miles is Billy Pilgrim. Miles has been unstuck in time since he approved a pass into the end zone in the waning seconds of the 2007 Auburn game. Like Pilgrim and the Tralfamadorians who abducted him, Miles can see in four dimensions. He sees past, present and future. He didn't mismanage the clock against Tennessee last year; he knew the Volunteers would put 13 defenders on the field. He knew the ball would bounce properly at Florida. He knew a 5-foot-9 cornerback from New Orleans (Tyrann Mathieu) would become the single most disruptive force in college football. Miles even knows who will win when the Tigers face Alabama on Nov. 5 in Tuscaloosa. He has already watched the game and reviewed the film. He would tell the rest of us what happens, but that wouldn't be any fun. Instead, we'll have to watch the Tigers' defense annihilate everything in its path for a month until we find out for ourselves.

Read more: https://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/andy_staples/09/27/top-25-great-american-novels/index.html#ixzz1ZB9RtjXn

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Sorry if Germans, I did not see it posted anywhere. Funniest thing I've read about Coach Miles so far.