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An 80 year old billionaires horniness saved LSU football

Posted on 9/8/26 at 4:26 am
Posted by JSmat931
Member since Jan 2026
203 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 4:26 am
Ellison outbidding for Underwood for $11 mil because his 25 year old Asian Michigan alumni GF wanted him. He’s 80. Sometimes an old man’s horniness works out in your favor.

Crazy how life plays out.
This post was edited on 9/8/26 at 4:29 am
Posted by John Rambeaux
Heauxpe, WA
Member since Oct 2023
972 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:30 am to
It all goes back to the Asian wife I believe. She started all of this.

Because pussy is undefeated, boys.
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
26914 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:46 am to
Posted by BeachTiger2018
Pinellas County FL
Member since Aug 2022
1487 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:52 am to
When informed by Ellison of Underwood’s poor development the girlfriend said “Oopsies! Oh well!” and left to get her nails done.
Posted by jp4lsu
Member since Sep 2016
7320 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 6:18 am to
I watched a good chunk of that game, he didn't look good and the team is just bad. I can't believe Whittingham took that job. Just keep cashing the checks at Utah and retire in 5 yrs.
Worse yet I can' believe Michigan hired him. He has a great track record of getting the most out of talent he has, but it just didn't seem like a good fit. It was desperate times though having to find a coach quick.
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
43687 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 6:20 am to
No happee ending fo you
Posted by Bandit1
Member since Jan 2026
68 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 6:24 am to
Underwood sucks. I feel that any time something like that happens with a last minute flip because of money and all the drama surrounding it, it rarely works out well.
Posted by Simplemaaan
Member since Sep 2007
4121 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 6:27 am to
Guys on college sports talk show yesterday said he may get benched for the Carr kid.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
41576 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 6:28 am to
quote:

because his 25 year old Asian Michigan alumni GF wanted him.
The whole situation was cut sideways.
This post was edited on 9/8/26 at 6:29 am
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
41576 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 6:29 am to
quote:

Guys on college sports talk show yesterday said he may get benched for the Carr kid.


Or maybe try Hurley.
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