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Aggie Jokes
Posted on 11/13/08 at 8:40 pm
Posted on 11/13/08 at 8:40 pm
Since we don't play A&M anymore - volumes of Aggie jokes risk being lost, if they are not passed down to future generations.
Does anyone have any? Because I honestly can't remember any myself.
Does anyone have any? Because I honestly can't remember any myself.
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Posted on 11/13/08 at 8:41 pm to TheAntiGump
Posted on 11/13/08 at 9:18 pm to TheAntiGump
Not really a joke but.....
Posted on 11/13/08 at 9:50 pm to TheAntiGump
There are only 3 Aggie jokes. The rest are true.
Posted on 11/13/08 at 9:52 pm to Palm Beach Tiger
Guess we have an Aggie admin. 
Posted on 11/13/08 at 10:03 pm to Palm Beach Tiger
Two Aggies decide one day to go ice fishing. They get their gear and head out to the ice. They start chipping away at the ice, when a loud voice from the sky says "There is no fish in the ice." The Aggies stop and look at each other, shrug their shoulders and continue chipping away. Once again a booming voice from the sky says "There is no fish in the ice." One of the Aggies looks up and says "Is that you God?" The voice replies "No, this is the manager of the Houston Galleria. You are in our skating rink. There is no fish in the ice."
What do you call virgin wool?
Any sheep that can outrun an Aggie.
What do you call virgin wool?
Any sheep that can outrun an Aggie.
Posted on 11/13/08 at 11:29 pm to boxcarbarney
i've posted this one before:
so this guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender "i've got the greatest aggie joke ever and i'm dying ot tell it!"
the bartender stops him and points out the all Big 12 Dlineman shooting pool, the all Big 12 power fwd playing darts, and the wrestling team captain playing foosball.
the guy tells the bartender "you know what, forget it."
bartender says "intimidated by all those big dudes, huh."
guy says "naah, i just didn't want to have to explain the joke 3 times."
so this guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender "i've got the greatest aggie joke ever and i'm dying ot tell it!"
the bartender stops him and points out the all Big 12 Dlineman shooting pool, the all Big 12 power fwd playing darts, and the wrestling team captain playing foosball.
the guy tells the bartender "you know what, forget it."
bartender says "intimidated by all those big dudes, huh."
guy says "naah, i just didn't want to have to explain the joke 3 times."
This post was edited on 11/13/08 at 11:30 pm
Posted on 11/13/08 at 11:52 pm to oilfieldtiger
Two Aggies were standing on a corner next to an old stray dog. All of a sudden, the dog started licking his balls. One Aggie looked down and said, “Boy, I sure wish I could do that.” The other Aggie leaned around and said, “Go ahead, he looks friendly…”
Posted on 11/13/08 at 11:59 pm to TheAntiGump
Texas A&M Football Team
That's an Aggie joke.
That's an Aggie joke.
Posted on 11/14/08 at 6:36 am to Hideo Nomo
How does an Aggie put on his underwear?
Yellow spots in the front and brown stripe in the back.
Yellow spots in the front and brown stripe in the back.
Posted on 11/14/08 at 6:48 am to Purplehaze
these 2 Aggies were at parachute training in Ft Polk.
the Sergeant gave them their instructions for the checkout jump:
Men, he said w will be at around 10,000 ft.
after you jump, you are to count to 3, take your right hand go over your left hip and pull your parachute open....
should it not work, take your left hand, go over your right hip and pull your emergency parachute ope.
when you get to the ground, there will be a truck waiting to take you back to the base.
So the 2 Aggies jump...
one first then the second one.
the second one counts to 3 and reaches to open his regular parachute...it does not work...
he takes his other hand, counts to 3 and reaches to open his emergency parachute....
it does not work.
Just about that time, he passes his buddy.....
so he says..."I bet you there ain't no truck down there neither"
the Sergeant gave them their instructions for the checkout jump:
Men, he said w will be at around 10,000 ft.
after you jump, you are to count to 3, take your right hand go over your left hip and pull your parachute open....
should it not work, take your left hand, go over your right hip and pull your emergency parachute ope.
when you get to the ground, there will be a truck waiting to take you back to the base.
So the 2 Aggies jump...
one first then the second one.
the second one counts to 3 and reaches to open his regular parachute...it does not work...
he takes his other hand, counts to 3 and reaches to open his emergency parachute....
it does not work.
Just about that time, he passes his buddy.....
so he says..."I bet you there ain't no truck down there neither"
Posted on 11/14/08 at 7:30 am to rbdallas
quote:
these 2 Aggies were at parachute training in Ft Polk.
the Sergeant gave them their instructions for the checkout jump:
Men, he said w will be at around 10,000 ft.
after you jump, you are to count to 3, take your right hand go over your left hip and pull your parachute open....
should it not work, take your left hand, go over your right hip and pull your emergency parachute ope.
when you get to the ground, there will be a truck waiting to take you back to the base.
So the 2 Aggies jump...
one first then the second one.
the second one counts to 3 and reaches to open his regular parachute...it does not work...
he takes his other hand, counts to 3 and reaches to open his emergency parachute....
it does not work.
Just about that time, he passes his buddy.....
so he says..."I bet you there ain't no truck down there neither"
Posted on 11/14/08 at 7:46 am to Tigress
Heard about the Aggie that lost $100 on the LSU-A & M game?
$50 on the game and $50 on the replay.
$50 on the game and $50 on the replay.
Posted on 11/14/08 at 7:49 am to craignettles
Then there was the Aggie graduate who got into chicken farming.
He planted the eggs three inches deep, watered daily and waited for the chickens to grow.
After one month, he called the Aggie consultant at Texas A & M. The response was, "Try planting at one inch and less water."
He planted the eggs three inches deep, watered daily and waited for the chickens to grow.
After one month, he called the Aggie consultant at Texas A & M. The response was, "Try planting at one inch and less water."
Posted on 11/14/08 at 7:51 am to craignettles
All time favorite.
They found a skeleton in a closet at A&M.
Research shows he was the 1970 A&M hide and seek champion.
They found a skeleton in a closet at A&M.
Research shows he was the 1970 A&M hide and seek champion.
Posted on 11/14/08 at 7:52 am to craignettles
A guy was sky diving over Texas. He free fell for a bit, then pulled the cord to no avail. He tugged and pulled at the cord, and tried the reserve, but neither worked. As he continued to fall, to his amazement, he saw an Aggie coming up at him from the ground. Noticing that he was the guy that had rented the equipment to him, he yelled to him, "Hey do you know anything about this parachute?!" The Aggie yelled back, "No, do you know anything about gas grills?!"
This post was edited on 11/14/08 at 7:53 am
Posted on 11/14/08 at 7:53 am to craignettles
quote:
Research shows he was the 1970 A&M hide and seek champion.
Posted on 11/14/08 at 8:48 am to tjohn deaux
A few years ago there was this fad going around Texas A&M where they would tell little moron jokes. You all remember the little moron jokes?
Every where you went you had aggies telling little moron jokes.
Well in this thread we have just the opposite!!!
Every where you went you had aggies telling little moron jokes.
Well in this thread we have just the opposite!!!
Posted on 11/14/08 at 8:54 am to TheAntiGump
Recent graduates of Rice, UT, and A&M had grown up together and reunited for a trip to Mexico. In one day they violated most Mexican laws, were tried, and sentenced to death. The Rice grad was placed in the electric chair and asked if he had last words. He had none. The switch was thrown, but nothing happened. Under Mexican law, this is an act of God, and the prisoner is released. The same thing happened with the UT grad, and he was free to go. The A&M grad was placed in the chair and asked about last words. "Yes," he replied, "I'm an engineer from Texas A&M and I think I see what's wrong with your chair."
Posted on 11/14/08 at 8:58 am to Old Smokey
A Texas A&M grad had returned to campus for homecoming. He was standing at a fence, gazing at a pasture when another graduate and his fiance joined him. The fiance mentioned how nice it was to see him enjoying his memories. "Yes," he replied, "I had my first love affair right over there, while her mother looked on." "Her mother?" said the fiance of his friend. "What did she say about that?" Although his friend was furiously waving at him to be silent, he replied, "Moo!"
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