re: List the logical reasons a Louisiana player would choose

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To get away from the stinch of the Mississippi River and the bums on the side of the road of Baton Rouge, and to play in an offense that is not dead last in the SEC.

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Or to play for a team that completed 1 pass for 1 yard to their WRs against the team with the worst offense in the SEC.

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Insecure about dominating you? How's that? We literally feel you pose ZERO threat to us. In any capacity. Not in football, not in baseball, not in basketball, our women are prettier and our academics are better. Am I missing anything?

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Dude, you really are an ignorant insecure SOB.

Let me help you...

1. Football - We have been better two of the last 3 decades. Glad you guys had some success this decade. God knows you needed to after being an SEC doormat last decade. Historically I guess LSU is about on AU's level, so congrats.

2. Academics - AU is rated higher in most categories. A recent study (Dec 2008) showed AU only trails UF in the amount a grad makes at mid career (considered between 38-42). No idea where LSU grads rank, but I do remember the top 5 and LSU grads didn't make the cut.

3. Women - Maybe yall's are easier, but that is about it. Again, congrats.

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. Football - We have been better

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...and that light bulb I just threw in the garbage was a bright son of a bitch back in the day.

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Academics - AU is rated higher in most categories. A recent study (Dec 2008) showed AU only trails UF in the amount a grad makes at mid career (considered between 38-42). No idea where LSU grads rank, but I do remember the top 5 and LSU grads didn't make the cut.

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Link that up because the website I saw had LSU grads making the third most in the SEC coming out of school (behind Vandy and UF). Also, the incoming freshman classes at Auburn and LSU have nearly identical academic statistics so you can shove those rankings. 25% of it is peer evaluation and then the important categories such as retention rate, endowment, etc

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Reed will play at Auburn because Malzahns offense is what's hot right now.

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Is he going to transfer when Malzhan leaves?