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Wife wants to know why I can't turn on the TV without power
Posted on 8/31/12 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 8/31/12 at 1:16 pm
Her reasoning is that I should be able to get a signal bc I bought an HD antenna before the storm.
that is all.
that is all.
Posted on 8/31/12 at 1:18 pm to Putty
I hope your trolling. If not :prayerssent:
Posted on 8/31/12 at 1:20 pm to Putty
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Wife
I feel sorry for you.
Posted on 8/31/12 at 1:20 pm to HeadSlash
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I hope your trolling.
Unfortunately, it's the God's honest truth. I just looked at her the way a puppy looks at something it doesn't understand and after a few seconds the light went off in her head (I think I heard it click). Then I just busted out laughing and she told me to frick off.
Posted on 8/31/12 at 1:24 pm to Putty
she must be one hell of a looker.
Posted on 8/31/12 at 1:28 pm to Putty
She better be fricking hot as hell and give you the best sex imaginable.
Posted on 8/31/12 at 1:30 pm to Putty
If JP Morgan hadn't stopped Tesla from giving us free power from the ether, your wife would be right.
Posted on 8/31/12 at 1:32 pm to Jim Rockford
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If JP Morgan hadn't stopped Tesla from giving us free power from the ether, your wife would be right.
So what you're saying is she may actually be a super genius?
Sad thing is, she's pretty smart...there's just this common sense disconnect that I have to laugh at.
This post was edited on 8/31/12 at 1:34 pm
Posted on 8/31/12 at 1:35 pm to Putty
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Sad thing is, she's pretty smart...there's just this common sense disconnect that I have to laugh at.
Same with my current girlfriend. The girl can ace med school and the bookwork shite, but I swear unless you put something into type and stick it in front of her face, the common sense will not catch/understand it.
Posted on 8/31/12 at 1:37 pm to Putty
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just looked at her the way a puppy looks at something it doesn't understand
I used to work with a guy that would give me that look (only he was the one on the short end of the thinkin' stick). We all started calling him "Blink" (cuz that puppy look always includes a head-cocked blink).
ETA:
FWIW - It sounds like you and your wife communicate pretty well.

This post was edited on 8/31/12 at 1:38 pm
Posted on 8/31/12 at 1:38 pm to Putty
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Her reasoning is that I should be able to get a signal bc I bought an HD antenna before the storm.
that is all
I'm sorry.
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:08 pm to Putty
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and she told me to frick off.
Son of a bitch. I think we are married to the same woman.
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