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Sparrows crapping on my patio

Posted on 11/13/23 at 1:36 pm
Posted by PureMetairie
Metairie
Member since May 2017
1006 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 1:36 pm
I am at my wits end. These damn things camp out above both my outdoor speakers and shite everywhere. There are droppings all over the place, including next to my door.

I have the spike strips but those didn't work well. Any other ideas?
Posted by Quatrepot
Member since Jun 2023
4154 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 1:49 pm to
Get a plastic owl
Posted by PureMetairie
Metairie
Member since May 2017
1006 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:13 pm to
Place one atop each speaker?

I'll check that out though my readings say you have to relocate them every week
Posted by FishinTygah84
LA
Member since Dec 2013
2033 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 2:37 pm to
had this same problem. i tried spikes and chicken wire and nothing stopped them. About 3 weeks ago, i put mouse traps up there and caught one of them. Got its leg. It fell down off the speaker and landed in my outdoor sink. I let it stay in there for a while and make all kinds of noise as a statement to other birds. I went and let it out and it flew off. Haven't even seen a bird since then.
Posted by Quatrepot
Member since Jun 2023
4154 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 5:19 pm to
quote:

I'll check that out though my readings say you have to relocate them every week
Probably but I like the mousetrap idea better.
Posted by JackieSonnier
South Crowley
Member since Nov 2023
264 posts
Posted on 11/13/23 at 7:00 pm to
Choot um!
Posted by Churchill
Member since Apr 2009
562 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:44 am to
Get a repeating sparrow trap.
Posted by LSUtigerME
Walker, LA
Member since Oct 2012
3893 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 7:15 pm to
I found a mesh net or fishing string to work really well as a deterrence. Hanging just off the wall either at the entrance or at their nest location.
Posted by teatiger
Member since Jan 2004
169 posts
Posted on 11/19/23 at 4:31 pm to
The repeating sparrow trap works well. You have to be committed to do two things…….be able to identify the male and female House Sparrow (aka the English Sparrow or the Weaver Finch) and kill them when trapped AND check the trap frequently to release the non-targeted birds that may become trapped such as wrens, a plethora of “good” sparrows, cardinals, etc.

A site called “Uncle Blaine’s” sold me my last repeating trap. Been a few years ago.
This post was edited on 11/19/23 at 4:35 pm
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
19832 posts
Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:02 am to
Use those speakers to play hawk sounds on loop, via YouTube.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
31463 posts
Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:06 pm to
I don’t know why, but this literally made me
Posted by PureMetairie
Metairie
Member since May 2017
1006 posts
Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:24 pm to
When you think about it, it really is kind of funny. Literally every time I walk outside to let the dog out I have to look at the pile of black and white turds collecting at the side of my door.

I have a beautiful house and back patio so extra infuriating!
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