Outdoors board question

So instead of your warning messages after every time I post a HELPFUL OR INSIGHTFUL message on the OB, how about I run my message thru you first before I post it? Like a approval process. Mk? Thxs!



Subject: Wearing Camo

Message: Why do hunters wear Camo to Walmart? Are you hunting in Walmart? If so, then wearing Camo in a store makes you look just downright silly. If youre not hunting in Walmart then you probably didnt shower from when you were hunting and therefore you are smelly and offensive. So for the sake of the argument lets pretend you are disoriented (read: drunk) and you're hunting in a walmart. Which takes us to the purpose of Camo. The idea is to blend into your surroundings. Aint no trees in Walmart, dummy! So I reccomend the following types of clothing inorder to blend into your surroundings at a Walmart. Trust me I know what I'm talking about. I took social studies. 

1. Poor. Like wearing a oversized Warner Brothers Tweety tshirt or a 1999 Garth Brooks Thunder Rolls tshirt that you won by being the 5th caller to CUNTRYKICKER 96.5FM. 

2. Child predator like my weirdo uncle that my parents didn't feel comfortable leaving me alone with. 

3. Rub animal feces all over you. 

4. Wear a fat suit like Eddie Murphy did in the Nutty Professor. 

5. Dress like Soulja boy or Ke$ha. 

6. Emit a serious "punch me" vibe by inserting Tonka Truck toy tires into your earlobes. 

These 6 suggestions will help you and I'm only here to help. 

Your friend,
Unk