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White House Releases Some Retro-style Web Games
Posted on 9/4/26 at 12:40 pm
Posted on 9/4/26 at 12:40 pm
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Flappy Bill - "Fly the bald eagle down the National Mall."
-feels like swimming in the old Mario games
Build The Wall - "Protect the border from the coming horde."
-similar to Tetris but the blocks don't disappear and enemies run at the stack
Rio Run - "Border patrol along the Rio Grande."
-clone of the "Snake" game that used to be on every cellphone
Supply Line - "Sort the school lunch to Make America Healthy Again."
-it's like a boxing game where you punch the "bad foods" and if you miss any you get punched
Trump Savings Tycoon - "Fill your kids' Trump Accounts."
-similar to Duck Hunt but you're clicking on things as they fly across the screen
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Posted on 9/4/26 at 1:32 pm to imjustafatkid
Trump Golf - you hit the ball and secret service run up and kick it in the fairway
Nap Time Donny - try to stay awake during a 15m meeting
Str8 of Hormuz - decide if boat coming through is friend or enemy based on if they like you on social media or not.
PedoFile - Race to redact your name from Epstein files faster than congress can review them.
The Orange Box 47 - kinda like like power wash simulator, but with spray tan and a large human body
Nap Time Donny - try to stay awake during a 15m meeting
Str8 of Hormuz - decide if boat coming through is friend or enemy based on if they like you on social media or not.
PedoFile - Race to redact your name from Epstein files faster than congress can review them.
The Orange Box 47 - kinda like like power wash simulator, but with spray tan and a large human body
Posted on 9/4/26 at 2:22 pm to imjustafatkid
I’m opposed to government propaganda, regardless of administration.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 2:27 pm to Joshjrn
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I’m opposed to government propaganda, regardless of administration.
These games are pretty fun, and honestly not overly political. No attacks on Democrats or anything like that. I'd argue the eagle game, the "Trump Accounts" game (unless you just think his name is political), and the school lunch game are completely nonpolitical. The other two are only political because suddenly having a border and protecting it is a political topic some just can't agree is necessary. This post was edited on 9/4/26 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 9/4/26 at 2:28 pm to WaltWhite504
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Trump Golf - you hit the ball and secret service run up and kick it in the fairway
Nap Time Donny - try to stay awake during a 15m meeting
Str8 of Hormuz - decide if boat coming through is friend or enemy based on if they like you on social media or not.
PedoFile - Race to redact your name from Epstein files faster than congress can review them.
The Orange Box 47 - kinda like like power wash simulator, but with spray tan and a large human body
I can't imagine being this triggered by some web games.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 3:06 pm to imjustafatkid
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The other two are only political because suddenly having a border and protecting it is a political topic some just can't agree is necessary.
Come on, man. “Build the wall” is described as protecting the country against a zombie horde. If you can’t at least acknowledge that as some Grade A propaganda, I’m not sure what to say
Posted on 9/4/26 at 3:25 pm to imjustafatkid
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triggered
Just making a joke about your clown prez spending tax dollars on video games - chill dude
Posted on 9/4/26 at 3:36 pm to WaltWhite504
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Just making a joke about your clown prez spending tax dollars on video games - chill dude
Your president's White House did a great job with these games.
I'd love to know how much you think it cost to make these.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 3:40 pm to imjustafatkid
Jesus, we are being ruled by 12-year-olds
Posted on 9/4/26 at 3:41 pm to Joshjrn
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“Build the wall” is described as protecting the country against a zombie horde.
It doesn't say zombie anywhere. In the game, the enemies coming for your "wall" are depicted as robots. Unfortunately, "horde" is a pretty apt description of many of the groups that were coming to the border prior to Trump winning again. I can definitely agree that it would be better if that wasn't a reasonable term to use.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 3:41 pm to Roaad
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Jesus, we are being ruled by 12-year-olds
Gosh, tough crowd. It's okay for some things to just be fun.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 3:50 pm to imjustafatkid
Not just this
Oh, you are going to counter our tariffs with tariffs
I'll show you, Maple frickers!!!! We are renaming a Great Lake.
Bet that stings, you hosers
But that's all I am, going to go into our Toddler in Chief
Again, Biden WAS worse, and Harris would have been worse
But he is fricking retarded
/rant
Oh, you are going to counter our tariffs with tariffs
I'll show you, Maple frickers!!!! We are renaming a Great Lake.
Bet that stings, you hosers
But that's all I am, going to go into our Toddler in Chief
Again, Biden WAS worse, and Harris would have been worse
But he is fricking retarded
/rant
This post was edited on 9/4/26 at 3:51 pm
Posted on 9/4/26 at 4:25 pm to imjustafatkid
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It doesn't say zombie anywhere. In the game, the enemies coming for your "wall" are depicted as robots. Unfortunately, "horde" is a pretty apt description of many of the groups that were coming to the border prior to Trump winning again. I can definitely agree that it would be better if that wasn't a reasonable term to use.
Just took this screenshot with my phone after clicking through your posted link to the games:
Posted on 9/4/26 at 4:47 pm to Roaad
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Not just this
Oh, you are going to counter our tariffs with tariffs
I'll show you, Maple frickers!!!! We are renaming a Great Lake.
Bet that stings, you hosers
But that's all I am, going to go into our Toddler in Chief
Again, Biden WAS worse, and Harris would have been worse
But he is fricking retarded
/rant
I mean...it's silly, but is it as crazy as this? LINK Trump's "renaming" will be overturned within the first hour of a Democrat becoming president again. Most of the Biden changes are more difficult to reverse.
I get where you're coming from I just think that's a really minor thing overall.
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Posted on 9/4/26 at 4:48 pm to Joshjrn
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Just took this screenshot with my phone after clicking through your posted link to the games:
Oh right on. I honestly didn't notice that byline before. I get where you're coming from now.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 4:59 pm to imjustafatkid
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Oh right on. I honestly didn't notice that byline before. I get where you're coming from now.
Haha yeah… I’m not offended or pearl clutching or anything, but I was surprised that you were giving pushback on that being at least somewhat propaganda-y
Posted on 9/4/26 at 5:06 pm to Joshjrn
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Haha yeah… I’m not offended or pearl clutching or anything, but I was surprised that you were giving pushback on that being at least somewhat propaganda-y
No worries. I honestly didn't even see that so my bad on that. Stupid of them to use the word zombies there. To me they look like robots but I guess the red eyes are supposed to make them zombies...?
Posted on 9/4/26 at 5:10 pm to imjustafatkid
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No worries. I honestly didn't even see that so my bad on that. Stupid of them to use the word zombies there. To me they look like robots but I guess the red eyes are supposed to make them zombies...?
I think they might have been going for a blocky Minecraft zombie aesthetic. But who the frick knows
Posted on 9/4/26 at 5:11 pm to imjustafatkid
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Your president's White House
And you probably made jokes about him. But I can't make jokes about Trump?
Dude clearly I am not the one who has trigger issues
Posted on 9/4/26 at 5:40 pm to Joshjrn
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I think they might have been going for a blocky Minecraft zombie aesthetic. But who the frick knows
That's probably right.
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