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re: Which GB Nerd runs the most tail?

Posted on 5/23/11 at 9:08 am to
Posted by Devious
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Posted on 5/23/11 at 9:08 am to
David slayed Goliath. Daniel was thrown in the lion's den. I can see why you missed the rapture...
Posted by finchmeister08
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Posted on 5/23/11 at 9:09 am to
i don't get it.
Posted by Klark Kent
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Posted on 5/23/11 at 9:09 am to
LOL

Better you than Anti to point this out I suppose....

Posted by Klark Kent
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Posted on 5/23/11 at 9:13 am to
It's easy.

David was clearly a homosexual, 'slaying' Goliath with his tiny sack of stones and sling.

Daniel dared them to throw him into the Lion's/Cougar's Den, went down there gained some hands on experience, and walked out with all the pussy slaying knowledge one can posses.


Anyone who tells you different hasn't spent enough time in the scripture and has spent too much time 'on their knees'



This post was edited on 5/23/11 at 9:19 am
Posted by finchmeister08
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Posted on 5/23/11 at 9:19 am to
i didn't know david was a homo.
Posted by Klark Kent
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Posted on 5/23/11 at 9:28 am to
Ohhh most definitely....

Heard of the tale of 'David and the Giant Been Stalk'? Same guy....
Posted by finchmeister08
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Posted on 5/23/11 at 9:31 am to
ah,
Posted by Devious
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Posted on 5/23/11 at 9:33 am to


David was a pimp. He saw a chick bathing, sent his servant to fetch her, and tore that pussy up. Then, he sent her husband to the front lines so he could die.

ETA: Ant it's Jack and the Bean Stalk. Jack's homo, not David.
This post was edited on 5/23/11 at 9:35 am
Posted by hg
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Posted on 5/23/11 at 9:33 am to

Posted by Klark Kent
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Posted on 5/23/11 at 9:41 am to
I really mucked this up..
Posted by Devious
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Posted on 5/23/11 at 10:01 am to
quote:

I really mucked this up...


quote:

Anyone who tells you different hasn't spent enough time in the scripture and has spent too much time 'on their knees'
Does that mean you fall into this group??
Posted by Broke
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Posted on 5/23/11 at 12:05 pm to
Proofed may not have sucked a penis but he let one rest on his tongue.
Posted by Klark Kent
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Posted on 5/23/11 at 12:32 pm to
Haha I hate you, you said you wouldn't tell anyone
Posted by lsaltee
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Posted on 5/23/11 at 1:03 pm to
What in the hell is going on in here?
Posted by hg
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Posted on 5/23/11 at 1:05 pm to
Posted by Devious
Elitist
Member since Dec 2010
29323 posts
Posted on 5/23/11 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

What in the hell is going on in here?
an intervention
Posted by lsaltee
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Posted on 5/23/11 at 1:12 pm to
PEVY!!!!
Posted by Klark Kent
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Posted on 5/23/11 at 1:12 pm to
Hey Larry!
Posted by lsaltee
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Posted on 5/23/11 at 1:12 pm to
Posted by Broke
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Member since Sep 2006
65283 posts
Posted on 5/23/11 at 2:20 pm to
Stick around. There is a virgin around these parts. We found one roaming around in the wild.
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