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re: Which GB Nerd runs the most tail?

Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:24 am to
Posted by Devious
Elitist
Member since Dec 2010
29323 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:24 am to
Yep. Read you loud and clear. You flirt with me. You posted a pic earlier. You dig me. I get it. But, like I said, IWNHI. Move on.
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
THE REAL MJ
Member since Jan 2007
22141 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:24 am to
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You need to have sex dude. You are missing out on life.


While I won't knock someone for being a virgin, I agree with Nappy here.

Sex really is the only thing that can never be overrated. No matter how bad the sex was with a chick, I never turned it down when the opportunity arose again

Sex and pizza are the only two things that even at their worst, I've enjoyed both. I've had bad sex but still went back for more. Same with pizza.
Posted by Blitzed
Member since Oct 2009
21777 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:25 am to
Lol dude it's the net. We don't know you, so share.
Posted by MaroonDawg
N0Z
Member since Nov 2009
3171 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:27 am to
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I don't like to kiss and tell cause you guys aren't really my "boys" or "bros"


e-bros are the best bros to share stories with
Posted by Toula
504
Member since Dec 2006
35404 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:27 am to
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what I mean is, I've never stuck my pee in a vagee.


mutha frickin dibs
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
THE REAL MJ
Member since Jan 2007
22141 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:27 am to
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We all know there's other things to do than that with a girl.


But all those things suck in comparison...really, everything sucks in comparison.
Posted by Devious
Elitist
Member since Dec 2010
29323 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:28 am to
Thanks for the buckshot last night.
Posted by Toula
504
Member since Dec 2006
35404 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:28 am to
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really, everything sucks in comparison.


false

A morning BJ rates right up there
Posted by Brown Mountain
Covington, La
Member since Feb 2006
8014 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:28 am to
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But all those things suck in comparison...really, everything sucks in comparison


IDNAWT
Posted by skullhawk
My house
Member since Nov 2007
25916 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:29 am to
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go to your favorite bar/hangout find a chubby chick...doesn't have to be huge, just a chick that you would think may have some self confidence issues or lack of confidence make it to be like she's the only chick in the place. Thank me later


this sounds like the story you told at your wedding reception.
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
THE REAL MJ
Member since Jan 2007
22141 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:29 am to
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false

A morning BJ rates right up there


Morning vag >>>>>>> morning BJ.
And I've had some pretty damn good morning BJs. I woke up to one once, but the vag that followed was much better
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65283 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:30 am to
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what I mean is, I've never stuck my pee in a vagee.


Listen to Obi Wan son. I've stuck mine in snatch, asses, ears, noses and anything else I thought it would go in. I have yet to be disappointed.
Posted by Brown Mountain
Covington, La
Member since Feb 2006
8014 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:30 am to
Morning vag = grilled cheese....
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
THE REAL MJ
Member since Jan 2007
22141 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:31 am to
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Morning vag = grilled cheese....


Mmmm....grilled cheese
Posted by Brown Mountain
Covington, La
Member since Feb 2006
8014 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:32 am to
Ever tried to pull one apart?
Posted by Devious
Elitist
Member since Dec 2010
29323 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:32 am to
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Listen to Obi Wan son. I've stuck mine in snatch, asses, ears, noses and anything else I thought it would go in. I have yet to be disappointed.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
38084 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:32 am to
Ajf, I only have a ps3.
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
THE REAL MJ
Member since Jan 2007
22141 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:33 am to
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Listen to Obi Wan son. I've stuck mine in snatch, asses, ears, noses and anything else I thought it would go in. I have yet to be disappointed.


This.

Just get yourself a nice microfiber blanket from the dryer after about 10 minutes and call it some slutty name you like.
Posted by MrPappagiorgio
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2009
41122 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:34 am to
Broke you should buy this dude a hooker, or a fleshlight.
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
THE REAL MJ
Member since Jan 2007
22141 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:37 am to
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Ever tried to pull one apart?




Dammit. You took that in a completely different direction

I still won't turn down either.

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