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re: So, has anyone been to the strip club yet in GTA?

Posted on 9/17/13 at 11:41 pm to
Posted by GalvestonTiger12
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
551 posts
Posted on 9/17/13 at 11:41 pm to
I paid $120 for a lap dance then she wanted me to take her home. I pull around the back with my truck and the dumb bitch runs right in front falls down and runs away while the cops are on there way. frick!! So close
Posted by fladohado
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2010
3109 posts
Posted on 9/17/13 at 11:42 pm to
quote:

I paid $120 for a lap dance then she wanted me to take her home. I pull around the back with my truck and the dumb bitch runs right in front falls down and runs away while the cops are on there way. frick!! So close

Posted by SaltyMcKracker
Member since Sep 2011
2952 posts
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:01 am to
My wife was watching me play when I went to the backroom. Her reply was "at least it is better than dicks like the last game"
Posted by CornDogCologne
Mental Defective
Member since Nov 2007
8857 posts
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:03 am to
I took Trevor over to the strip club near Franklin's place.

got 3 or 4 strippers to "like" me and none of them wanted to come home with me. Poor Trev can't catch a break.

Franklin got up in Infernus' guts though.

I also noticed that I couldn't go guns blazing into the club, which was disappointing since I figured it would be a perfect way for Trevor to cope with rejection.
This post was edited on 9/18/13 at 12:04 am
Posted by StickyFingaz
Austin
Member since May 2013
13511 posts
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:10 am to
Posted by MF Doom
I'm only Joshin'
Member since Oct 2008
11751 posts
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:13 am to
quote:

I also noticed that I couldn't go guns blazing into the club, which was disappointing since I figured it would be a perfect way for Trevor to cope with rejection.



just go to the back without a girl
everyone will start to fight you then you can blast em all away

Posted by trillhog
Elite Membership
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:29 am to
This is a sad thread
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37951 posts
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:34 am to
It is. We don't deny it.
Posted by trillhog
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Member since Jul 2011
19407 posts
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:38 am to
Well at least you won't have that real life guilt like when you wake up and realizes you dropped a couple k at the strip club and you feel like a dumbass
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37951 posts
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:47 am to
Been there. Woke up broke and covered in makeup and pussy juice. I guess I got it out of my system.
Posted by trillhog
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Member since Jul 2011
19407 posts
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:49 am to
Gross dude
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37951 posts
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:51 am to
I wish I was lying.
Posted by trillhog
Elite Membership
Member since Jul 2011
19407 posts
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:52 am to
Pussy juice???

Say you had a snail trail or something, no need to be graphic
This post was edited on 9/18/13 at 12:53 am
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37951 posts
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:53 am to
There was definitely juices involved in the back room that night.
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
16970 posts
Posted on 9/18/13 at 1:16 am to
quote:

Infernus


She was the first one I brought home.


*posted from my bed beside my sleeping wife* lol
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
63729 posts
Posted on 9/18/13 at 2:21 am to
ok this thread is going to some sad places

Bunch of married dudes using GTA as an escape pretending like they are getting some strange
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
22094 posts
Posted on 9/18/13 at 2:52 am to
Just repossessed Michael's kid's car but can't get back to Yatarian's shop. I go to the waypoint and Nothing happens and I fail the mission. WTF do you have to do?
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
63729 posts
Posted on 9/18/13 at 2:56 am to
You get the car out of the garage or drive way?

You are suppose to sneak inside the house get to the garage steal the car.

SPOILERS












After you ride a minute Michael pops up from the back seat and puts a gun to your head then goes and beats the shite out of the car dealer
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
22094 posts
Posted on 9/18/13 at 3:03 am to
Yeah, got all that. Can't get car back to shop. Drive to waypoint and nothing happens. Must be a bug, thanks.
This post was edited on 9/18/13 at 3:05 am
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65355 posts
Posted on 9/18/13 at 9:05 am to
So wait a minute. I can shoot people, steal cars, bang strippers and hookers and just generally engage in debauchery in a video game?
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