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Sad - Jurassic World Evolution Release Today!!! - Now Live!!! - Sad

Posted on 6/11/18 at 1:03 pm
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 1:03 pm
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I'm so excited for both you, and me, that the wait is finally over. I would like to cordially invite you all to visit my park, ticket prices are $239.99 per person, children under 4 are free.

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for deaths caused by the free range Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Digital download available today, hard copy release is in July.



Update: Its fricking stupid, very clunky, I dont like the progression model, I have guests that wandered into the carnivore enclosure and somehow that's my fault. Lots of downtime waiting for cash.

I had high hopes and ended up turning it off after an hour and a half without even saving my current gameplay.
This post was edited on 6/12/18 at 11:05 am
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
48938 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 1:05 pm to
Well this is disappointing...

quote:

The Verdict

Besides the fact that there’s absolutely no evolution involved in it, Jurassic World: Evolution is a bad game because it’s just a bore of a park sim. Sure, the dinosaurs look nice enough, but the process of unlocking new species is beyond tedious and actually running the business is shallow and quickly gets stale. It beats getting mauled by raptors, but after careful consideration, I’ve decided not to endorse this park.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 1:06 pm to
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hard copy release is in July.

But why?
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 1:10 pm to
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But why?


Simple Sir, the developers want me to pay more than I would through best buy gamers club to purchase a non transferrable, non-tangible, digital download.

Because like the Tyrannosaurus, they are ruthless.
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

Well this is disappointing...


Yeah... that's the stupidest shite I've read. It's sim city with dinosaurs, that's my expectation and I am perfectly happy with that.


I'm going to put the raptor cage right in the middle of all the herbivores, just for the luls
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24333 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 1:35 pm to
Is there a multiplayer?
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 1:41 pm to
I don't believe so
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 1:44 pm to
Battle Royale?
Posted by tWildcat
Verona, KY
Member since Oct 2014
19305 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 1:46 pm to
I think I'm getting it but hope they have a sandbox mode.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18557 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 1:52 pm to
There is. Isla Nublar
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 1:54 pm to
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Battle Royale?


Depends on how creative your tourists are when you begin to unleash havoc I guess...
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24333 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 7:08 pm to
Why can't they just give us DayZ but with dinosaurs instead of zombies? This is what we all want. Give me a game that is an adventure like the movie.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49263 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 7:27 pm to
Cannot wait to drop a T-Rex in the middle of my visitors' center
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24333 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 8:18 pm to
"if you know what I mean"
Posted by tWildcat
Verona, KY
Member since Oct 2014
19305 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 11:03 pm to
Let me know how it is after you've gotten some time in it.
This post was edited on 6/11/18 at 11:21 pm
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
25965 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 11:08 pm to
quote:

Now Love!!!


Pass
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
48938 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 11:16 pm to
quote:

hope they have a sandbox mode.


They do but you have to unlock everything through career
Posted by tWildcat
Verona, KY
Member since Oct 2014
19305 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 11:19 pm to
Well that sucks
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 12:13 am to
Its fricking stupid, very clunky, I dont like the progression model, I have guests that wandered into the carnivore enclosure and somehow that's my fault. Lots of downtime waiting for cash.

I had high hopes and bout to turn it off
Posted by Jonathann3891
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2012
170 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 6:02 am to
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Why can't they just give us DayZ but with dinosaurs instead of zombies? This is what we all want. Give me a game that is an adventure like the movie.


Have you tried Ark?
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