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Posted on 9/16/11 at 11:34 am to Meezy
Every hour happy hour now
Life is wacky now
Used to have to eat the cat to get the pussy
Now I'm just the cats meooww ow
Life is wacky now
Used to have to eat the cat to get the pussy
Now I'm just the cats meooww ow
Posted on 9/16/11 at 11:49 am to Croacka
I want whatever that guy was on when he came up wit that shite
Posted on 9/16/11 at 11:52 am to Meezy
My baby's drama mama, don't like me
She be doin things like havin them boys come from her neighborhood
to the studio tryin to fight me
She be doin things like havin them boys come from her neighborhood
to the studio tryin to fight me
Posted on 9/16/11 at 12:04 pm to Croacka
IM SORRY MISS JACKSON!!!!!
Posted on 9/16/11 at 12:09 pm to Croacka
And then you and this girl ain't speaking no more 'cause my dick all in her mouth
Posted on 9/16/11 at 12:12 pm to Croacka
She need to get a, piece of the American pie and take her bite out
That's my house, I disconnect the cable and turn the lights out
That's my house, I disconnect the cable and turn the lights out
Posted on 9/16/11 at 1:24 pm to The Sad Banana
We just had a customer get arrested in our parking lot. He was in here buying some material for a job and I don't know what the guy was on but he was acting pretty strange and couldn't stand up straight to save his life. I was up front fixing one of the computers on the front counter so I got to see all of it. My boss called the police for the fact that he didn't think the guy needed to be driving.
So a female officer is the first to arrive (looked like she could kick some arse and take names) and met him at his truck when he walked outside. The guy kept trying to get into the passenger side of his truck and she kept closing the door and telling him to go to the back of the vehicle. She started reaching for either the pepper spray or a taser and he complied.
She calls for backup and another cruiser pulls up. One cop pats him down and tells him to sit on the bumper of his car while the lady and the other male officer start searching his vehicle. They search the cab, the toolbox and the bed. The female officer finds something behind the seats (single cab truck) and sits it on the seat and goes to her car. She brings back the testing kit and she holds it up to the other officer searching and it had turned blue. Next they hold up a syringe. They take it all over to the guy and start talking to him and he starts freaking out waving his hands all around and stuff. I thought for a second he was going to run but he wouldn't have gotten very far so he just stands up and goes ahead and lays across the trunk and puts his hands on the back of his head. They cuff him and take him away.
So a female officer is the first to arrive (looked like she could kick some arse and take names) and met him at his truck when he walked outside. The guy kept trying to get into the passenger side of his truck and she kept closing the door and telling him to go to the back of the vehicle. She started reaching for either the pepper spray or a taser and he complied.
She calls for backup and another cruiser pulls up. One cop pats him down and tells him to sit on the bumper of his car while the lady and the other male officer start searching his vehicle. They search the cab, the toolbox and the bed. The female officer finds something behind the seats (single cab truck) and sits it on the seat and goes to her car. She brings back the testing kit and she holds it up to the other officer searching and it had turned blue. Next they hold up a syringe. They take it all over to the guy and start talking to him and he starts freaking out waving his hands all around and stuff. I thought for a second he was going to run but he wouldn't have gotten very far so he just stands up and goes ahead and lays across the trunk and puts his hands on the back of his head. They cuff him and take him away.
Posted on 9/16/11 at 1:28 pm to RollTide MJ
Impressive anecdote chap
Posted on 9/16/11 at 1:41 pm to RollTide MJ
You sure the window you were looking through wasn't actually a TV playing cops?
Did a commercial break occur outside?
Did a commercial break occur outside?
Posted on 9/16/11 at 1:43 pm to Croacka
quote:
Did a commercial break occur outside?
Every day thing for me.
Posted on 9/16/11 at 1:46 pm to Croacka
quote:
Did a commercial break occur outside?
yeah, it was for popeye's chicken
Posted on 9/16/11 at 1:49 pm to Croacka
quote:
You sure the window you were looking through wasn't actually a TV playing cops?
the tv here stays on 3 channels. i just depends on what day it is usually. it's either the outdoor channel, espn, or the golf channel.
Posted on 9/16/11 at 1:51 pm to RollTide MJ
this got discussed at lunch, figured i'd post it for those that didnt know what i was talking about:
Three wolf moon shirt:
LINK
one review sample
go to the link to read some more of the reviews
Three wolf moon shirt:
LINK
quote:
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
one review sample
go to the link to read some more of the reviews
This post was edited on 9/16/11 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 9/16/11 at 1:53 pm to Croacka
and in a related note, how fricking awesome is this shirt right here
Posted on 9/16/11 at 1:54 pm to Croacka
the MSU guy with the bulldog shirt on was better
i ordered one just like he had on for Lew
i ordered one just like he had on for Lew
Posted on 9/16/11 at 1:55 pm to Croacka
quote:
Since owning the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city, including 4 cold case murders. The local police force is currently wishing to retain my services.
I do have one complaint, and that's that I must stay indoors on windy days. Last fall we had a windy day and I received notice that hundreds of women were suddenly pregnant, carrying my offspring, up to 12 miles away.
Posted on 9/16/11 at 1:55 pm to Black
quote:
the MSU guy with the bulldog shirt on was better
Posted on 9/16/11 at 1:57 pm to Croacka
BOW
Posted on 9/16/11 at 1:59 pm to Croacka
Piccadilly was glorious
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