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Posted on 12/20/11 at 3:09 pm to
Posted by Black
My own little world
Member since Jul 2009
22244 posts
Posted on 12/20/11 at 3:09 pm to
frick no
I spent the money, I'm watching it all the way through. shite sandwich or not
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89507 posts
Posted on 12/20/11 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

Have any of you ever acutally got up, and walked out of a movie theatre because you hated what you were watching so much?

I curious to see where I fit in
Master and Commander: Far Side of the Earth
Posted by Penn
Jax Beach
Member since Jan 2008
23679 posts
Posted on 12/20/11 at 3:09 pm to
Nope
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 12/20/11 at 3:09 pm to
Sporting Goods Manager: [after Dale finishes his very prolonged fart] Was that a fart?
Dale Doback: I don't know.
Sporting Goods Manager: I can taste it. On my tongue.
Dale Doback: Okay, I'll be honest with you. I did fart.
Sporting Goods Manager: Is that onion? Onion and... Onion and ketchup.
Sporting Goods Manager: It stinks. And this is a small room.
Brennan Huff: shite.
Sporting Goods Manager: Okay. Now the tuxedos seem kind of fricked up.
Posted by iheartlsu
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
27750 posts
Posted on 12/20/11 at 3:09 pm to
Brennan: Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that motherfricker.

Nancy: Jesus, Brennan!



Dale: You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learn-ed doctors.
Brennan: You're not a doctor...you're a big, fat, curly-headed frick!
This post was edited on 12/20/11 at 3:10 pm
Posted by MrPappagiorgio
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2009
41125 posts
Posted on 12/20/11 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

frick no
I spent the money, I'm watching it all the way through. shite sandwich or not


(seriously)
Posted by Penn
Jax Beach
Member since Jan 2008
23679 posts
Posted on 12/20/11 at 3:10 pm to
I'm lulzing in my office
Posted by iheartlsu
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
27750 posts
Posted on 12/20/11 at 3:12 pm to
Brennan: This house is a fricking prison!
Dale: On planet bullshite!
Brennan: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 12/20/11 at 3:12 pm to
Dale Doback: Why do you have Randy Jackson's autograph on a martial arts weapon?
Brennan Huff: Cause I bumped into him and all I had on me was this samurai sword... And you're not gonna not get Randy Jackson's autograph, Right?
Dale Doback: I would've done the exact same thing.
Posted by Penn
Jax Beach
Member since Jan 2008
23679 posts
Posted on 12/20/11 at 3:13 pm to
Thats awesome on so many levels
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89507 posts
Posted on 12/20/11 at 3:13 pm to
Dale Doback: On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don't even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.
Dale Doback, Brennan Huff: Velociraptor.
Brennan Huff: Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to.
Dale Doback, Brennan Huff: Good Housekeeping.
Brennan Huff: If you were a chick, who's the one guy you'd sleep with?
Dale Doback, Brennan Huff: John Stamos.
Dale Doback: [stomps foot] What?
Brennan Huff: Did we just become best friends?
Dale Doback: Yep!
[they high five each other]
Brennan Huff: Do you wanna do karate in the garage?
Dale Doback: Yep!
Posted by MrPappagiorgio
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2009
41125 posts
Posted on 12/20/11 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

Brennan: This house is a fricking prison!
Dale: On planet bullshite!
Brennan: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks


Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 12/20/11 at 3:14 pm to
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shite on me?
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89507 posts
Posted on 12/20/11 at 3:15 pm to
Male Therapist: So, Dale. I don't know how much you know about therapy, but it usually starts by you telling me a little something about yourself.
Dale Doback: I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out.
Male Therapist: Is this Good Will Hunting?
Dale Doback: No.
Male Therapist: It sounds alot like the plot of good will hunting.
Dale Doback: Yeah. Anyway. My best friend is Ben Affleck...
Posted by iheartlsu
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
27750 posts
Posted on 12/20/11 at 3:15 pm to
Brennan: Two things; you keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother! She's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000!
Nancy: Oh, stop it! Stop it right now..!
Brennan: Or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your arse...
Nancy: Brennan!
Brennan: ...you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces shite!!!
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 12/20/11 at 3:15 pm to
Brennan Huff: Hey Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain?
Derek: What?
Brennan Huff: If you lick my butt hole.
Posted by Devious
Elitist
Member since Dec 2010
29424 posts
Posted on 12/20/11 at 3:15 pm to
I love that movie.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 12/20/11 at 3:16 pm to
Dale Doback: Dad, we're men. That means a few things - we like to shite with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked.
[brief pause]
Dr. Robert Doback: We literally have never done any of those things.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 12/20/11 at 3:18 pm to
i can see myself watching these movies with my son when he's in high school and me laughing my arse off and him looking at me like i'm a dumbass and saying this movie sucks



i'll take a belt to him though
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 12/20/11 at 3:19 pm to
the worst movie i ever saw in a theater was Freddy got Fingered with tom green


i didnt leave, but it was seriously terrible
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