- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
Turkey-
Posted on 11/25/20 at 3:19 pm
Posted on 11/25/20 at 3:19 pm
How long does it take a 22 pound turkey to cook in a microwave?
Posted on 11/25/20 at 4:02 pm to Shanegolang
It varies. For the tasty smoked version, just nuke it until you smell smoke and it is ready to put out with a fire extinguisher and carve. Be sure to remove the bag of Dribblets and throw away that little pop out thingy.
Posted on 11/25/20 at 5:01 pm to Shanegolang
Better get started on it now. Figure 30 Min per pound in thaw setting for even thaw throughout bird.
Posted on 11/25/20 at 7:25 pm to Shanegolang
Subtle "I have a microwave that will fit a 22 pound turkey" brag.
Posted on 11/25/20 at 7:37 pm to Shanegolang
Pack around the bird firmly with ice in the microwave then throw that baby in nuclear hot oil in a suitabley sized pot
Posted on 11/25/20 at 7:39 pm to Sun God
And make sure the turkey cavity is filled with ice before you drop it in the oil. That way it stays at a safe temperature until you cook it.
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:40 am to Shanegolang
You laugh, but I've done it. Cold front came through, and I was smoking a turkey for our family. Don't remember how cold it was, but after about 7 hours on the smoker, the turkey was about half done. We nuked that bird really good and ate it. Wasn't my proudest moment, but trichinosus didn't appear that year.
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News