re: I got influenced, and I regret nothing from my purchase.

I started making almost all my sauces and condiments from scratch. Can really control the flavor. I'm mainly trying to avoid Phosphates though not sugar. But it's shocking how many preservatives are in our food.

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quote:isn't this Joey Swoll's company? Is he any relation to Doc Swole?

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Doc Swole on ChatGPT. God those were great. I’m laughing my arse off.

Doc Swole on TigerDroppings wasn’t a real public figure—it was a legendary troll / parody persona created by a forum poster in the mid-2000s. The character became famous on the site for over-the-top, fictional stories written in the voice of an absurd “alpha male” bodybuilder. ?

What the character was
• A satirical bodybuilding “alpha male” narrator.
• Stories involved things like “cardio bunnies,” giant biceps (“18-inch pythons”), protein powder, creatine, and wild parties. ?
• The tone deliberately mocked early-2000s pickup-artist / bodybuilding bro culture.

Why old LSU forum users remember it

For people on TigerDroppings in the 2005–2012 era, “Doc Swole” threads were basically early internet meme storytelling—like the forum version of the old Chuck Norris facts or copypasta stories.

Here is one of the classic “Doc Swole” copypasta stories that circulated on TigerDroppings and other forums in the late 2000s. It captures the ridiculous tone of the character:

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Doc Swole — Cardio Bunny Encounter

Doc Swole was finishing his third set of incline dumbbell presses with the 140s when he noticed her.

A cardio bunny.

Blonde ponytail. Pink tank top. Doing that fake jog girls do on the treadmill when they’re really just watching the TVs.

Doc racked the weights and wiped the sweat from his 18-inch pythons.

She glanced over.

Hooked.

Doc knew the look. They always looked.

He walked over to the water fountain, casually mixing a scoop of whey isolate and creatine into his shaker bottle.

“Hard workout?” she asked.

Doc smirked.

“Just warming up.”

Across the gym, Mongo and Lex were finishing deadlifts and nodding approvingly.

The cardio bunny bit her lip.

“What do you do?” she asked.

Doc Swole shrugged.

“Mostly lift.”