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re: How many lemons/onions do you put in your crawfish?

Posted on 4/15/12 at 10:44 pm to
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
285051 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 10:44 pm to
im from Yscloskey, and im telling you that you are a tard! Swamp Dust after boiling them? You'd a g-damn rookie.

dads? DADS???? are you efing serious? Dads?!!?!?
Posted by JasonL79
Houston area
Member since Jan 2010
6417 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 10:46 pm to
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Man I hate when people call to order "bags" of crawfish, don't know why but it pissed me off


At restaurant depot my buyer (bought for the New Orleans store) was from New York and he called them bags. I tried to convert him to the term "sack" but it never caught on with him.

I guess he was used to ordering bags of clams and bags of mussels.
Posted by joeleblanc
Member since Jan 2012
4114 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 10:47 pm to
i will...small batch is the way to go. Its quick, effective and they don't get cold either on the table or in the insulated ice chest. Your not suffering from SMS are you, with your LARGE batch cooking? Drive a hummer or a 4wheel drive Ford 250 with chrome cattle guard?
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98422 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 10:52 pm to
I hear it all the time since all of my sales are out of state
Posted by joeleblanc
Member since Jan 2012
4114 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 10:57 pm to
ahhh yes..Ycloskey. say no more. I always thought Venice was the cesspool of La. until i had the misfortune of having to get on a boat for an offshore job from your fine hometown many, many years ago. I bow down to your undoubtedly fine education on the epicurean schooling you have received. I have been corrected.

Now that i have finished that beer, be a good lil boy and get me a good cold one this time. Oh, and get my cigarettes and a lighter too if you don't mind
Posted by joeleblanc
Member since Jan 2012
4114 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 11:06 pm to
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So I am neither a yankee and I do know something about crawfish


Impressive. But if you put ice in the water to cool it down, you need to learn somemore. Its way to easy to boil them for a few minutes, turn the fire off and let them soak if thats the way you do it. No need for ice. Actually, cooling them off will cause the shell to harden, making them harder to peel.
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
285051 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 11:09 pm to
joel, i bet you dip your dads in catsup too, huh
Posted by BallyHOO
Member since Oct 2005
6845 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 11:11 pm to
Lemons are a must. People who say they don't make a difference are wrong.

I use about 6 lemons per sack plus some lemon concentrate.

Lester, you use catsup on your crayfish?
Posted by joeleblanc
Member since Jan 2012
4114 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 11:15 pm to
you actually made me laugh. Catsup you say? i can honestly say i have never, ever had that vile knockoff of Ketchup cross my lips. My cultured palate wouldn't THINK of using catsup for a dip. Now i do admit, i do use ketchup, mayo, hotsauce, horseradish for a fine concoction to dip a boiled potato in now and again. And no margerine either. Only fine, sweet butter to coat my fresh picked corn between bites of fine steamed dads.

How many bottles of catsup do you use on a typical boil to go along with your Schaffer Light/Busch/Keystone/Natural Lite beer?
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98422 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 11:16 pm to
guy has to be drunk or an alter trying to mess with people
Posted by papz
Austin, TX
Member since Jul 2008
9363 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 11:17 pm to
I actually know quite a few Texans who steam their crawfish and thats just how they like it. They fill the bottom of the pot with beer, steam them, and then add seasoning on the outside. Not my thing but different folks different strokes. That said, being that you steam crawfish and not boil them, how are you going to come in here and tell us how to boil crawfish? Something you clearly don't care for nor do. That's just straight stupid.
This post was edited on 4/15/12 at 11:29 pm
Posted by joeleblanc
Member since Jan 2012
4114 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 11:20 pm to
Papi, for years i did boil them. Until i discovered the fine art of steaming them, just like i did when i steamed crabs
Posted by joeleblanc
Member since Jan 2012
4114 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 11:22 pm to
yellow...just an old man with nothing better to do than to mess with a bunch of youngsters. Don't take it personally. Come to the steam side. Open up your mind. You might actually convert one day if you give it a try
Posted by papz
Austin, TX
Member since Jul 2008
9363 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 11:28 pm to
Just not my thing man. The issue I have here is you trying to rag on the right way to boil crawfish. I have many close friends in the New Orleans area that own successful seafood businesses that stop the cooking process by using ice. While you may not think it's the correct way to do it, their customers and bank accounts would suggest otherwise.
Posted by joeleblanc
Member since Jan 2012
4114 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 11:31 pm to
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Just not my thing man. The issue I have here is you trying to rag on the right way to boil crawfish. I have many close friends in the New Orleans area that own successful seafood businesses that stop the cooking process by using ice. While you may not think it's the correct way to do it, their customers and bank accounts would suggest otherwise.


If their restaurants are in the NO area, i would guess their main patrons are tourists, which have no clue on what would taste good or not. There is no correct way to do it. Its what you, as the cook likes to prepare. Myself, i like them steamed the way i do them. Will i eat boiled crawfish? All day long. Will i eat steamed crawfish. All day long. I prefer them steamed so that water isn't running down my arms. I'm not ragging anyone on the way crawfish are cook. I think too many people take it way to seriously. As i said earlier, its not rocket science. I don't need to follow a 'trend' to get the end result i like. If you do, so be it....

This post was edited on 4/15/12 at 11:39 pm
Posted by Louie T
Member since Dec 2006
36480 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 11:59 pm to
Joe, I tried your recipe and I didn't really like the way they came out. I think my batch was too big since I don't have the right size (15 lb) equipment, so that threw off the timings.

You mind if I stop by one of your boils to try them some time?
Posted by joeleblanc
Member since Jan 2012
4114 posts
Posted on 4/16/12 at 7:30 am to
come on by...just bring ya own beer to drink
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
84375 posts
Posted on 4/16/12 at 7:41 am to
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dads? DADS???? are you efing serious? Dads?!!?!?
I've heard it all my life and never lived anywhere but Louisiana.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98422 posts
Posted on 4/16/12 at 7:50 am to
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yellow...just an old man with nothing better to do than to mess with a bunch of youngsters. Don't take it personally. Come to the steam side. Open up your mind. You might actually convert one day if you give it a try


I'm just messing with you, I farm, sell, and cook crawfish for a living
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 4/16/12 at 9:46 am to
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I use between 8-10 lemons and 8-10 oranges per sack. I like it a little tangy.[/quote]



I dont understand some people's fascination with lemons in a crawfish boil... I sort of get it with crabs or shrimp, but for me I dont want the crawfish I eat or cook to even remotely taste like a lemon.
Only thing they are good for IMO is for the girls afterwards to wash off their hands with.
Same with onions, they serve no purpose whatsoevr.
YOu eat EVERYTHING else added to a crawfish boil.
Eggs, corn, potatoes, mushrooms and suasauge.
You dont lemons and nobody I know eats the onions.
Wast of time and money IMO.
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