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Food Joke Thread
Posted on 2/9/24 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 2/9/24 at 2:25 pm
Post a food joke here. This is mine:
I switched all the spice on my wife’s spice rack -
I’m not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
I switched all the spice on my wife’s spice rack -
I’m not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
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Posted on 2/9/24 at 2:29 pm to Stadium Rat
Not a joke, but funny line from a movie-
"Yall ain't never got two things that go together. Kool Aid no sugar, cereal no milk, ham no burger"
"Yall ain't never got two things that go together. Kool Aid no sugar, cereal no milk, ham no burger"
Posted on 2/9/24 at 2:54 pm to Stadium Rat
Why do chefs have bad jokes?
They’re all too cheesy
They’re all too cheesy
Posted on 2/9/24 at 2:58 pm to geauxnc0308
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
An impasta!
Posted on 2/9/24 at 3:14 pm to Stadium Rat
Food prices
Posted on 2/9/24 at 3:18 pm to Stadium Rat
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
Posted on 2/9/24 at 3:59 pm to Stadium Rat
When potatoes have babies, what are they called?
Tater Tots.
Tater Tots.
This post was edited on 2/9/24 at 4:00 pm
Posted on 2/9/24 at 4:11 pm to Stadium Rat
Everything has gotten so expensive these days with inflation. But do you know how you can still get gas for only $1.29?.........Go to Taco Bell
I thought that onions were the only food that made me cry until someone threw a coconut at my face.
It is impossible to starve in the desert because of all the sand which is there.
Farmers make great DJs. They can drop some beets.
I thought that onions were the only food that made me cry until someone threw a coconut at my face.
It is impossible to starve in the desert because of all the sand which is there.
Farmers make great DJs. They can drop some beets.
Posted on 2/9/24 at 4:19 pm to Stadium Rat
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?
Posted on 2/10/24 at 6:58 am to Stadium Rat
What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face
I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face
Posted on 2/10/24 at 7:46 am to Stadium Rat
A Green Bean family is crossing the road - Mama Green Bean, Papa Green and Green Bean kids.
A car races through the intersection and runs over Papa Green Bean who is rushed to the hospital.
Doc comes into the waiting room and tells Mama Green Bean, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your husband is going to live."
Mama Green Bean cries out, " Thank God! What's the bad news?"
Doc says, "I'm sorry, but your husband is going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life."
A car races through the intersection and runs over Papa Green Bean who is rushed to the hospital.
Doc comes into the waiting room and tells Mama Green Bean, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your husband is going to live."
Mama Green Bean cries out, " Thank God! What's the bad news?"
Doc says, "I'm sorry, but your husband is going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life."
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