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Posted on 5/21/14 at 2:20 pm to
Posted by Gris Gris
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 2:20 pm to
You've totally lost me. I put a dimple in all of my burgers. Has nothing to do with being cute. I prefer that my burgers cook evenly and don't draw up in the middle altering the shape.
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 2:22 pm to
Why I don't like putting a dimple in a burger? Because one foodie (who grew up on McDonalds chicken nuggets and Pop tarts) read it in a cookbook somewhere and decided it was a good idea for his "uppity foodie knows better than you" blog, then other foodie morons started repeating it until that guy from Man vs Food is telling millions of people to put a dimple in their burgers in a Walmart commercial ( LINK). It's so cute! That's why.
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 2:37 pm to
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You've totally lost me. I put a dimple in all of my burgers. Has nothing to do with being cute. I prefer that my burgers cook evenly and don't draw up in the middle altering the shape.


I didn't realize there was a burger plumping epidemic occurring. I cooked plenty of burgers. The only time I have such a problem is when cooking over too high of a heat. Also I don't see how putting a dimple in a burger promotes even cooking.

And there's nothing wrong with pressing down with a spatula, unless you do late in the cooking process.
This post was edited on 5/21/14 at 2:41 pm
Posted by Jones
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 2:40 pm to
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Also I don't see how putting a dimple in a burger promotes even cooking.


so because you dont 'see' it, it isnt possible that maybe you dont know what youre talking about
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 2:49 pm to
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so because you dont 'see' it, it isnt possible that maybe you dont know what youre talking about


Note to self: Never mention ignorance on any subject in the tigerdroppings forums. The slightest hint of it will draw in a-holes and criticism.
Posted by Jones
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 2:54 pm to
You didnt mention ignorance on the topic. If you would have just asked why people put a dimple in the meat, people would have just responded with why and it would have been nothing. People on this board are generally really nice, helpful, and knowledgeable on food subjects.

You started talking out of your arse so the responses were a little less than enjoyable

quote:

The slightest hint of it will draw in a-holes and criticism.



Sorry but you are the only a-hole in here
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

Note to self: Never mention ignorance on any subject in the tigerdroppings forums. The slightest hint of it will draw in a-holes and criticis


No, that is not the case. Jones is right.

Please carry on with pressing your burgers with a spatula, though. I was going to ask why one would need to do that because I honestly have no idea what positive purpose that would serve, but never mind.
Posted by Midget Death Squad
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 3:28 pm to
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I'm usually happy with chuck ground fresh with my kitchenaid attachment.



How do you use yours? I tried it a few times and stopped due to all of the stringy pieces clogging up my grind holes. It was more trouble than it was worth for me. What do you do to prevent this?



Back to subject on hand, I no longer put anything inside of my burger meat. I prefer to take the meat straight out of the packaging and make my patty. This keeps it from being packed too tightly from mushing all the "binders" into it, thus allowing for better texture. Season the perimeter if you want it seasoned and leave the inside alone.

I buy rump roasts when on sale and have the butcher grind it. It has enough fat content to keep burger juicy while not overdoing the calories. I season the patty with salt, pepper, cumin and mexine chili powder.
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 3:53 pm to
I never realized that cooking a flat burger was such a problem for so many people.

Look, we all know that burgers shrink and plump slightly. You can solve that problem easy enough by forming a patty that's a little thinner than what you want the finished product to be. The patty should be flat. I can guarantee that people who are having problems aren't starting with flat patty. Cook over medium high heat. Overcooked edges is the result of cooking on too high of a heat. Put the patty on the grill. Let cook. Flip. Press firmly with your trusty spatula. Let cook until done. The result is a flat burger.

Dimples are for Kirk Douglas, women's lower backs, and amateur cooks.
This post was edited on 5/21/14 at 3:55 pm
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

Put the patty on the grill. Let cook. Flip.
quote:

Press firmly with your trusty spatula
.



so you like feeding your grill the juices instead of your mouth? you're dumb
Posted by tracytiger
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Member since May 2009
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 4:00 pm to
I mix ground tenderloin and ground round from Calandro's. I carefully mix them up. Don't play with your meat too much. I make the patties and then I put cracked pepper and salt on top of each side.

Perfect every time. I make them and the hubby grills them.
This post was edited on 5/21/14 at 4:03 pm
Posted by Jones
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

Press firmly with your trusty spatula


Why are you doing this?
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 4:13 pm to
I'm under the impression that this is one way he keeps them flat. The description reminds of those frozen hockey pucks from Sam's, though, and I find those to be very thin and flat, but also very dry.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 5:15 pm to
While I neved have a problem with unevenly cooked patties and I don't make a dimple in the middle, I sure as hell wouldn't mash my patties with anything and squeeze all the juices out. That is burger 101
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 5:22 pm to
Try the dimple. It's cute.

Mostly, the dimple keeps the burger from drawing up as much. It's not do or die, but I prefer the result with the dimple.
This post was edited on 5/21/14 at 5:25 pm
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 5:45 pm to
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I sure as hell wouldn't mash my patties with anything and squeeze all the juices out.


No one is suggesting that. But I will correct my earlier post by saying that I first put the patty on the grill, let cook, press, flip, and then let cook until done.

The key is to press the burger while the top is still pretty much raw and just before flipping. You won't loose any juices doing so. This will produce a flat, juicy and evenly cooked burger.
This post was edited on 5/21/14 at 5:58 pm
Posted by Napoleon
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 6:08 pm to
quote:

And there's nothing wrong with pressing down with a spatula, unless you do late in the cooking process.


I'm thinking you cook burgers, just not good ones.
Posted by GynoSandberg
Member since Jan 2006
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

I'm thinking you cook burgers, just not good ones.



So pressing down is bad, huh? Don't you and many other people love Company Burger?


Question: Can anyone tell me who this gentleman is and what he is doing with that little ball of meat on his griddle?

I'll hang up and listen




Posted by zztop1234
Denham Springs
Member since Aug 2008
3709 posts
Posted on 5/21/14 at 6:22 pm to
that is just his method of forming the burger.
I think what everyone is saying is don't press it after it is 1/4 to 1/2 cooked or done.
Posted by GynoSandberg
Member since Jan 2006
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 6:28 pm to
quote:

The key is to press the burger while the top is still pretty much raw and just before flipping





burger pretentiousness is just silly. only salt and pepper on a fresh ground chuck and sirloin mix, dimples, don't press with spatulas

christ, it's not filet mignon

people have been enjoying burgers for decades done many different ways. it's not a snobby dish, i don't see why people put all these rules on it
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