help with MC Hammer logo for flag football jerseys

Dear fark gods and goddesses. I bow at your extreme talents and humbly request a service. Our team name for flag football is gonna be "can't touch this" and we want to have MC Hammer on the front of the jersey's holding a football or doing a Heisman pose or something. Can any of you masters do this for me? I'm thinking something like this (i.e. black and white like a pumpkin carving stencil)



but with an image like these







TIA.