re: Fark board suicide. Post yourself as fark material

First subjects for the new reality television series, premiering on the Bravo cable television network--

Straight Eye for the Queer Guy

I know I'm going to regret this, but I've laughed so hard at all of ya'll.

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NC Tigah

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I was pleased to see NC Tigah submitted his photos the other day on this thread. We all recognize him for his exemplary farking skills. What most of you don't know is NC Tigah is probably the most famous person on this board in a way you might never imagine.

If you wondered why two of the three images he submitted had him in sunglasses, well it's a carryover from when he was a Secret Service Agent. NC Tigah is never one to brag about his heroism, but I'm going to tell you his story. His most challenging day occurred on March 30, 1981 when he was guarding Ronald Reagan. While leaving a speaking engagement at the Washington Hilton Hotel in Washington, D.C., President Reagan and three others were shot and wounded by John Hinckley, Jr.

I combed the archives and found these images of NC Tigah when the event occurred.

The first black and white image (by photographer Ron Edmonds) was taken of NC Tigah and the President at the precise moment when Hinkley took his first shot.



Imagine what it must have been like to respond under that kind of pressure. Not only did NC Tigah spring into action, he actually changed his suit and tie and drew his weapon in less than 20 seconds. Those Secret Service guys are amazing!





NC Tigah - Purple and Gold inside and out...He's our hero!

Don't forget about the time he busted a cap in Lee Harvey Oswald's arse. Those were the days.

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How the heck did you find THAT out.

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Sorry...It's classified information from another governmental organization. I'd have to kill you if I told you. I like your farks too much to do that.

BigEasy NCTIGAH