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(Babylon Bee) Powerful: Protesters Spell Out 'Love' With Burning Homes And Businesses

Posted on 6/1/20 at 1:40 pm
Posted by Contra
Member since Oct 2016
7521 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 1:40 pm


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MINNEAPOLIS, MN—In a powerful display of their care for love and justice, protesters in Minneapolis burned the word "LOVE" into the city, arranging the inspiring message with homes and businesses set ablaze by their riots.

Heartfelt and moving.

"We just really wanted to show how much we care about love and social justice by burning this community into a powerful reminder of what it's all about," said local protester Jake Hernandez, who had flown in from Portland for the event. "Now, when police and fire helicopters fly over to try to restore order, they'll be inspired by our message of love and harmony."

Upon seeing the heart-wrenching message of unity, police dropped their batons, ripped off their badges, donned bandanas, picked up bricks, and joined the protesters in their rioting and looting. "I don't know how I didn't see the light before," said former police officer, now Antifa chapter leader Bridget Morrison as she lobbed a Molotov cocktail into a minority-owned business. "I'm woke to the cause of love and harmony."

What a powerful message! The protesters were also planning to burn the word "SOCIAL JUSTICE" into predominantly black parts of town but have sadly run out of buildings to burn.
This post was edited on 6/1/20 at 1:43 pm
Posted by philter
Member since Dec 2004
8966 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 2:05 pm to
photoshop
Posted by Vegas Eddie
The Quad
Member since Dec 2013
5976 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 2:06 pm to
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photoshop



No way
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42433 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 2:06 pm to
They had another one earlier about the Rioters refusing to sign Kaepernick. They are the masters of satire right now.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 2:10 pm to
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photoshop


Good job on the debunk there. You sleuthed it out.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

They are the masters of satire right now.



Babylon Bee satire is the best satire.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80152 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 2:14 pm to
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The protesters were also planning to burn the word "SOCIAL JUSTICE" into predominantly black parts of town but have sadly run out of buildings to burn.


Posted by philter
Member since Dec 2004
8966 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 2:14 pm to
I try, some may not realize what BB is all about.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80152 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

They had another one earlier about the Rioters refusing to sign Kaepernick. They are the masters of satire right now.


The best part of that one was when they said that Kaepernick said their refusal to sign him was racially motivated.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140459 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 2:16 pm to
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photoshop


Liar
This post was edited on 6/1/20 at 2:16 pm
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

I try, some may not realize what BB is all about.


I'm just cracking wise. I don't mean any offense.
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