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The Unofficial USMNT Drinking Game
Posted on 6/7/14 at 2:48 pm
Posted on 6/7/14 at 2:48 pm
Open to suggestions. Upvoted comments will get added to the OP. The point is to drink, so the more the merrier.
Drink every time the commentators mention Jurgen Klinsmann’s playing career.
Drink every time Jozy’s season at Sunderland is mentioned.
Drink every time the commentators say that Jozy is lacking confidence.
Drink every time Landon Donovan is mentioned.
Drink every time the “German” influence on the team is mentioned.
Drink every time Taylor Twellman annoys you. If someone watching the game with you mentions how annoying Twellman is, everyone has to drink.
Drink every time commentators mention the struggle to find the right lineup/formation.
Drink every time someone says the word “diamond.”
Drink every time your shitty internet feed cuts out.
Drink every time Clint Dempsey’s life story/rap career is mentioned.
Drink every time Timmy Chandler looks like Frankenstein’s monster.
Drink every time our defense scares you.
Drink every time Howard bails them out.
Drink every time there’s a close-up shot of Tim Howard yelling.
Drink every time Jermaine Jones does something crazy.
Drink every time you think to yourself “Could Landon Donovan be helping us right now?”
Drink every time a ref makes a bad call against the US. Finish your drink if said bad call denies the US a goal and/or penalty.
Finish your drink every time the US scores a goal.
Drink every time the American Outlaws are mentioned.
Drink every time Brad Davis’ ears look massive.
Drink every time Mix Diskerud’s hair looks fabulous.
Drink every time there’s a substitution.
Drink every time the commentators describe someone as being, “lively” or “active.”
Drink every time the American Outlaws start chanting a specific player’s name.
Drink every time commentators mention that the US defense is inexperienced together.
Drink every time ESPN doesn’t show a replay that they probably should.
Drink for every foul. 3 Drinks for a yellow. Finish your drink if it’s a red.
Drink every time Alexi Lalas says something that sounds ridiculous.
Drink every time Landon Donovan’s past world cup experience is mentioned.
Drink every time DeMarcus Beasley looks old.
Drink every time the camera pans to Julian Green sitting on the bench.
Drink every time Alexi Lalas uses his hands too much while talking. Drink twice if he’s gesticulating wildly while holding a pen and/or highlighter. Drink 3 times if the pen/highlighter is pink.
Drink if you think the entire country of Ghana should go frick itself.
Take a hit every time Kyle Beckerman looks high.
Drink every time Michael Bradley looks like a motherfrickin’ boss.
Drink every time someone gets beat 1v1.
Drink every time Jermaine Jones fouls someone.
Drink every time Fabian Johnson makes an awesome overlapping run.
Drink every time you hear Jurgen screaming from the sidelines. Drink 3 times if it's in German.
Drink every time Michael Bradley plays an awesome through-ball.
Drink every time Omar Gonzalez gets caught ball-watching.
Drink every time you see Clint Dempsey in a commercial.
Drink every time Timmy Chandler’s “15 month absence” from the national team is mentioned.
Drink every time Brad Davis’ left foot is mentioned.
Drink every time Dempsey lies on the ground while play continues. Drink again if he slaps the ground before getting up.
Drink every time Brad Davis is called a set-piece specialist.
Drink every time DeAndre Yedlin looks fast.
Drink every time someone rolls around clutching their ankle.
Drink every time a dual-national’s place of birth is mentioned.
Drink every time the commentators mention that Clint Dempsey plays with a chip on his shoulder.
Drink every time the commentators mention Jurgen Klinsmann’s playing career.
Drink every time Jozy’s season at Sunderland is mentioned.
Drink every time the commentators say that Jozy is lacking confidence.
Drink every time Landon Donovan is mentioned.
Drink every time the “German” influence on the team is mentioned.
Drink every time Taylor Twellman annoys you. If someone watching the game with you mentions how annoying Twellman is, everyone has to drink.
Drink every time commentators mention the struggle to find the right lineup/formation.
Drink every time someone says the word “diamond.”
Drink every time your shitty internet feed cuts out.
Drink every time Clint Dempsey’s life story/rap career is mentioned.
Drink every time Timmy Chandler looks like Frankenstein’s monster.
Drink every time our defense scares you.
Drink every time Howard bails them out.
Drink every time there’s a close-up shot of Tim Howard yelling.
Drink every time Jermaine Jones does something crazy.
Drink every time you think to yourself “Could Landon Donovan be helping us right now?”
Drink every time a ref makes a bad call against the US. Finish your drink if said bad call denies the US a goal and/or penalty.
Finish your drink every time the US scores a goal.
Drink every time the American Outlaws are mentioned.
Drink every time Brad Davis’ ears look massive.
Drink every time Mix Diskerud’s hair looks fabulous.
Drink every time there’s a substitution.
Drink every time the commentators describe someone as being, “lively” or “active.”
Drink every time the American Outlaws start chanting a specific player’s name.
Drink every time commentators mention that the US defense is inexperienced together.
Drink every time ESPN doesn’t show a replay that they probably should.
Drink for every foul. 3 Drinks for a yellow. Finish your drink if it’s a red.
Drink every time Alexi Lalas says something that sounds ridiculous.
Drink every time Landon Donovan’s past world cup experience is mentioned.
Drink every time DeMarcus Beasley looks old.
Drink every time the camera pans to Julian Green sitting on the bench.
Drink every time Alexi Lalas uses his hands too much while talking. Drink twice if he’s gesticulating wildly while holding a pen and/or highlighter. Drink 3 times if the pen/highlighter is pink.
Drink if you think the entire country of Ghana should go frick itself.
Take a hit every time Kyle Beckerman looks high.
Drink every time Michael Bradley looks like a motherfrickin’ boss.
Drink every time someone gets beat 1v1.
Drink every time Jermaine Jones fouls someone.
Drink every time Fabian Johnson makes an awesome overlapping run.
Drink every time you hear Jurgen screaming from the sidelines. Drink 3 times if it's in German.
Drink every time Michael Bradley plays an awesome through-ball.
Drink every time Omar Gonzalez gets caught ball-watching.
Drink every time you see Clint Dempsey in a commercial.
Drink every time Timmy Chandler’s “15 month absence” from the national team is mentioned.
Drink every time Brad Davis’ left foot is mentioned.
Drink every time Dempsey lies on the ground while play continues. Drink again if he slaps the ground before getting up.
Drink every time Brad Davis is called a set-piece specialist.
Drink every time DeAndre Yedlin looks fast.
Drink every time someone rolls around clutching their ankle.
Drink every time a dual-national’s place of birth is mentioned.
Drink every time the commentators mention that Clint Dempsey plays with a chip on his shoulder.
This post was edited on 6/16/14 at 8:07 pm
Posted on 6/7/14 at 2:50 pm to cwil177
So I just scanned like the first 10 or so and determined I'll be drinking the entire match
Posted on 6/7/14 at 2:55 pm to TheZaba
quote:
So I just scanned like the first 10 or so and determined I'll be drinking the entire match
"Drinking Game"
Posted on 6/7/14 at 3:00 pm to cwil177
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Drink every time Taylor Twellman annoys you. If someone watching the game with you mentions how annoying Twellman is, everyone has to drink.
Goodbye world
Posted on 6/7/14 at 3:35 pm to cwil177
My top five:
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Drink every time Dempsey lies on the ground while play continues. Drink again if he slaps the ground before getting up.
quote:
Drink every time Brad Davis’ ears look massive.
Drink every time Mix Diskerud’s hair looks fabulous.
quote:
Drink every time your shitty internet feed cuts out.
quote:
Take a hit every time Kyle Beckerman looks high
Posted on 6/7/14 at 4:39 pm to Wait For It...
Cheers. I tried to put in a little something in there for everyone. Also glad Beckerman got the start today
Posted on 6/7/14 at 10:16 pm to cwil177
Yeahhhhhh I just drank the whole time. But if we could collectively decide on 10, I would be on board with this for the World Cup.
My ten:
1.Drink every time Jozy’s season at Sunderland is mentioned.
2.Drink every time Jozy’s season at Sunderland is mentioned.
3.Drink every time there’s a close-up shot of Tim Howard yelling.
4.Drink every time there’s a substitution.
5.Drink every time commentators mention that the US defense is inexperienced together.
6.Drink every time Fabian Johnson makes an awesome overlapping run.
7.Drink every time a ref makes a bad call against the US. Finish your drink if said bad call denies the US a goal and/or penalty.
8. Lalas talks about set piece and/or defense.
9. Twellman talks about his concussions
10. Ian Darke makes a great fricking call when the U.S. scores (so essentially whenever we score but I love Ian Dark so therein lies the caveat).
My ten:
1.Drink every time Jozy’s season at Sunderland is mentioned.
2.Drink every time Jozy’s season at Sunderland is mentioned.
3.Drink every time there’s a close-up shot of Tim Howard yelling.
4.Drink every time there’s a substitution.
5.Drink every time commentators mention that the US defense is inexperienced together.
6.Drink every time Fabian Johnson makes an awesome overlapping run.
7.Drink every time a ref makes a bad call against the US. Finish your drink if said bad call denies the US a goal and/or penalty.
8. Lalas talks about set piece and/or defense.
9. Twellman talks about his concussions
10. Ian Darke makes a great fricking call when the U.S. scores (so essentially whenever we score but I love Ian Dark so therein lies the caveat).
Posted on 6/7/14 at 10:31 pm to cwil177
Drink everytime the ball is kicked.
/thread
/thread
Posted on 6/7/14 at 10:39 pm to cwil177
quote:
Drink every time you think to yourself “Could Landon Donovan be helping us right now?”
I have a career and a family to consider.
Posted on 6/7/14 at 11:22 pm to LSU Red24
quote:
These are pretty gr8
This game=Death
Posted on 6/8/14 at 12:55 am to cwil177
Just wait till Fox gets the World Cup
Drink every time Gus Johnson says "wow"
Drink every time Gus Johnson says "wow"
Posted on 6/8/14 at 12:58 am to Bho
quote:
This game=Death
I'm not sure if that's the point or if I should trim it down. What do y'all think? Again I'm open to suggestions for adding/deleting.
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